Shemp, The 2nd Nephite
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Along with D'Artagnian and Balthazar, I am one of the 3 Nephites to whom Jesus gave eternal life and commanded to spread the gospel and repair vehicles. Jesus immediately forgot about us and got a damned 14 yr old kid to restore the Church 1900 yrs later
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You will find Joseph Smith listed in FamilySearch as a descendant of Jesus.
November 14, 2024 at 9:04 PM
You will find Joseph Smith listed in FamilySearch as a descendant of Jesus.
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Today Pres. Donald Trump named Pleiadian Consul Kabamur Taygeta to serve as Secretary of Interior
November 15, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Today Pres. Donald Trump named Pleiadian Consul Kabamur Taygeta to serve as Secretary of Interior
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Canada bulids wall to prevent Cybertrucks from entering the country.
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Canada bulids wall to prevent Cybertrucks from entering the country.
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Me: So these are the people he has appointed so far
17 year old daughter: So our country is to be Gotham
Me:
Her: *growls* "I'M BATMAN"
Me:
Her: Did you know 97% of men see themselves as Batman?
jpriyanshu347.medium.com/unveiling-th...
17 year old daughter: So our country is to be Gotham
Me:
Her: *growls* "I'M BATMAN"
Me:
Her: Did you know 97% of men see themselves as Batman?
jpriyanshu347.medium.com/unveiling-th...
November 14, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Me: So these are the people he has appointed so far
17 year old daughter: So our country is to be Gotham
Me:
Her: *growls* "I'M BATMAN"
Me:
Her: Did you know 97% of men see themselves as Batman?
jpriyanshu347.medium.com/unveiling-th...
17 year old daughter: So our country is to be Gotham
Me:
Her: *growls* "I'M BATMAN"
Me:
Her: Did you know 97% of men see themselves as Batman?
jpriyanshu347.medium.com/unveiling-th...
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“Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?” Tammy Duckworth on CNN is not having this “no women in combat” thing from Sec of Defense pick and war crimes enthusiast Pete Hegseth
November 14, 2024 at 2:26 AM
“Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?” Tammy Duckworth on CNN is not having this “no women in combat” thing from Sec of Defense pick and war crimes enthusiast Pete Hegseth