Shemp, The 2nd Nephite
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Along with D'Artagnian and Balthazar, I am one of the 3 Nephites to whom Jesus gave eternal life and commanded to spread the gospel and repair vehicles. Jesus immediately forgot about us and got a damned 14 yr old kid to restore the Church 1900 yrs later
I ran into Cain near Heber once, and we fought for 40 days and nights. We eventually realized that we couldn't kill each other. so we said to heck with it and shared a sasparilla. Then, I showed him how to change the starter on '33 Pierce-Arrow.
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I ran into Cain near Heber once, and we fought for 40 days and nights. We eventually realized that we couldn't kill each other. so we said to heck with it and shared a sasparilla. Then, I showed him how to change the starter on '33 Pierce-Arrow.
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Today Pres. Donald Trump named Pleiadian Consul Kabamur Taygeta to serve as Secretary of Interior
November 15, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Today Pres. Donald Trump named Pleiadian Consul Kabamur Taygeta to serve as Secretary of Interior
It's true. I've followed his line since it arrived in this hemosphere. Cain followed it in the East. He was there at the Wedding in Cana, when Jesus got drunk on a water merlot and got a little carried away with women washing his feet with their hair, and well, you know, he knocked up Mary Magdeline
November 14, 2024 at 11:34 PM
It's true. I've followed his line since it arrived in this hemosphere. Cain followed it in the East. He was there at the Wedding in Cana, when Jesus got drunk on a water merlot and got a little carried away with women washing his feet with their hair, and well, you know, he knocked up Mary Magdeline
I enjoy Utah politics.
November 14, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I enjoy Utah politics.