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Amorphous
@shebakes.bsky.social
Mostly jokes and food.
We keep getting memos at work for how to use AI and I keep throwing it out because I am not going to use it.
“Want to know how to use AI safely”
No.
December 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I was not aware of this!

“I’m on disability [and] my middle child has severe autism and is on AISH (Assured Income for the Severely Handicapped). So the WECAN food hamper program has actually been a lifesaver regarding making our food budget stretch.”

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Edmonton food basket program combats climbing grocery prices with bulk-buying hack | CBC News
The WECAN Food Basket Society is a non-profit that helps more than 1,000 Albertans with fixed or low incomes get nutritious food when they may be running low on funds in the last week of each month
www.cbc.ca
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you haven’t done so yet please consider getting a flu shot. Things are not good out there.
Well.. Influenza cases are up 120%-240% Depending where you are in Alberta.. ER's are bogged down.. Acute Care units are blocked.. EMS Stuck in Hallways.. Buckle up because.. This is a reeeeally bad AHS weekend report! open.substack.com/pub/frazzleh... @frazzleheadlc.bsky.social /1
a man in a suit and tie making a face next to another man
ALT: a man in a suit and tie making a face next to another man
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Sigh. Sometimes my job is just getting yelled at for things beyond my control and then getting hung up on. I do not like these days.
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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10% of the way there!
December 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We are so fucked.
Smith finally said it out loud...

She doesn't believe that government should be providing any services to Albertans, she believes that private companies should be used universally to provide services.

Faith groups should take care of the vulnerable.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
December 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Sometimes I get big into my own feels and think I’m an idiot and bad at my job. But then today one of my regular customers told me he wants to talk to my manager about how great I am 🥹. This shall sustain me until my next god I’m awful moment.
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Final QP for the year!

I ran the numbers on the CorruptCare scandal & they don’t look good.

We’re past a smoking gun - we’ve got a body, crime scene footage and fingerprints on the weapon.

Albertans deserve a public inquiry.

Now. 1/3 #abpoli
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
No pretzel knots today. Decided to pivot and make the bf brown butter pecan ice cream (full disclosure I don’t really like ice cream 😬). Custard is in an ice bath before going into the freezer.
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Hey Edmonton, let's help make Christmas dreams come true for 20k+ kids in Edmonton this holiday season with @SantasAnonymous

It's @CHED880 Santa's Day- call us at 587-855-1821 or visit santasanonymous.ca to donate #yeg
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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And just like that…

The Premier of Alberta, Danielle Smith is under a recall petition.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My bf has been rewatching all The Star Trek lately. He is currently on Star Trek: Enterprise and my word Jonathan Archer is the worst captain. Not the actor but the character. They’re lucky T’pol has her emotions in check cause she told this motherfucker so many times and he doesn’t listen.
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
To make pretzel knots or to not make pretzel knots that is the question.
I got this kick ass mustard from the butterdome craft fair (though I’m told it’s sold at SunTerra). So that means for sure I should make pretzel knots yeah?
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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“Smith, and her chief of staff, Rob Anderson, directly intervened with Alberta’s Advanced Education Ministry in an attempt to help Peterson’s higher-education business venture.”

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

thetyee.ca/News/2025/12...
Jordan Peterson’s School Isn’t Accredited. Smith Offered Alberta’s Help | The Tyee
The premier met with the controversial psychologist and tried to help his business, finds a Tyee investigation.
thetyee.ca
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Today’s dinner. Alt text has deets.
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My day today has basically consisted of me sighing loudly every 5 minutes.
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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"My animals drink the water, my mother drinks the water. So I'm not a guy flying in from L.A. on a private jet. I am a sixth generation rural Albertan, and I'm just trying to keep the water clean."

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Country singer Corb Lund gets OK to launch anti-coal petition drive in Alberta | CBC News
Alberta singer Corb Lund has been given the go-ahead to start collecting signatures for a petition to ask the province to pass a law banning new coal mining on the eastern slopes of the Rocky Mountain...
www.cbc.ca
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m not a serious gamer and I’m not generally a fan of first person shooter games. What ps5 games would you say are an absolute must? #ps5 #playstation
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Internet I need your help with something stupid. I bought jujubes (don’t judge) and all of them have shapes. There’s peas, corn, a flower… what the fuck is this. Read ALT text if you want more info
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A dog was here.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Rachel Gilmore on the anti-DEI movement: "I think that to attack these notions is a dog whistle to the worst elements of society that are seeing a slide towards a more fascistic world. And every politician who engages in that should be ashamed of themselves."
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Where’s the best place to donate clothes in #YEG these days? I don’t want it going to places for profit like value village.
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s gives me a small joy to recall my mom telling me about the time she went to a show with multiple bands and out came this unknown band that everyone booed and threw beer at. The band:
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I keep seeing the discourse on movies you’ve seen 5+ times and am I the only one who rarely if ever rewatches a film? I would struggle to come up with a handful of movies I’ve rewatched, especially that many times, and most would be from my youth.
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM