i fucking knew it

“This post sees weird or off topic” THATS WHAT I WANT YOU FUCK

call it a wfh muumuu and I'm in

I just you know ... ate too much, and now I feel bloated. If I was in a zoo I would still be trying to figure out how to get raisins out of a block of ice or something

I hope this doesn't come across as anti-fat, if you're fat that's cool. Fat men should never forget the fat feminists who fat fought and wrote and spoke for our fat rights

ME: [after applying for every remote chat support & content moderation role I can find] psssst pssst psst *clicking noises* come here, employers, I have an open schedule, can stick to scripts while keeping chats professional and friendly and have a willingness to work night shifts for you~ 👉👈

I hope there's a roster

we've been out of this behaviour season for over a year now, fingers crossed for the xmas trip

you gotta love yourself enough to slice it diagonally, friend

not to reduce the moral utility of art to filthy commerce, but it's very exciting to see a book in an actual shop

Can I get it at unity?

I DID THE MATH: POET => POETRY PROBABLY

WHATS IT ABOUT

Yes I know I talk about this a lot but it bothers me. I've never seen an institution made homeless, an institution starve to death, or an institution put in a cage. No institution has ever been assaulted or killed. I've never gotten a call from a crying institution in the middle of the night.

I love these jelly-filled donuts