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| 🖼️: @heatherwolf.bsky.social
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Wilson's up 1,346 votes.

This race is likely over.
Katie Wilson is up 91 votes in the Seattle Mayor's race as Wilson-mentum continues to pay dividends.
Wilson-mentum is real.

The gap in the Seattle Mayor's race has narrowed to just 4,300 votes, or 1.88%.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Hi for any other Seattle locals who voted this time, please please go check if your ballot was signature challenged and cure it. This mayoral election might be a hundred vote margin, it’s that close and your 5min effort could make the difference.

www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
Your Vote May Not Have Counted: 1,930 of You Could Decide This Election
Your ballot might be sick. Cure it, please. We can't bear to watch it suffer.
www.thestranger.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Many people think this race could be decided by only a handful of votes (here’s former Seattle mayor Greg Nickels). Have YOU checked to make sure that yours was counted? Check our link in bio to check on your vote with King County elections!
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
therian affirming captcha failure
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
PKI actually stands for:

Perpetual
Kry
Instigator
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Godspeed You! Fucking Weirdo
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Someone else's suggestion ended up day-before cancelling after calling them to discuss. Cool!

Surely *one of you* have gotten your car detailed before... Right?
anyone recommend any car detailers, potentially on the Eastside?

Rex made: A Mess and I kind of just want to turn this into a money problem instead of a time problem
October 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
everyone loves to say "it was DNS", sure, but what about the DNS people?
October 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
anyone recommend any car detailers, potentially on the Eastside?

Rex made: A Mess and I kind of just want to turn this into a money problem instead of a time problem
October 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Burgerville my beloved ,,,
October 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
After 13 innings of baseball, the vice president of baseball casts a tiebreaking vote
October 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Healing
October 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
one of you weird fucks is probably into this actually
"if you cum you die"
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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the goon jobber test

if you orgasm from putting your hand in the box you die
October 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@dogcrimes.bsky.social's bundt is caked up, full of 🍌, with a cream filling
October 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Make a fursona
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
if you work at an extra !!!FUN!!! org, you learn the second layer of ASG (should you choose not to use the first) is "Amazon Stops Giving"
"maybe we can make our own autoscaler [for 20k EC2 VMs, in 7 months, with 4 people]"
October 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
feet accompli #badgenames
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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work has ground me into a fine mist, a fibrous powder. i'm tired. everything is probably 4-8x harder than you think it is.
September 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️The I-5 Uncle Sam Political Commentary sign was blank this morning ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
September 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
holy shit folex based?????
September 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
sure, some mold too while we're at it. fuck my shit up, fam.
September 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
obligatory "pls b nice 2 me" pre-con post
September 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
why can't I get on the Big Gay Train at 10 pm after getting Gay Dinner

homophobic
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM