me & the crew chillin
September 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
me & the crew chillin
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
AUSTIN, TX—Reconsidering his recent departure from Washington as the words ‘YOU DIED’ appeared once more on his screen, billionaire Elon Musk reportedly weighed a return to politics Monday after his 60th death on the tutorial level of Elden Ring Nightreign. “Seems like these enemies are glitched to be unkillable—maybe I should stop back by the […]
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
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[elon/trump divorce court]
judge: who do you want to live with on weekdays?
vance:
judge: who do you want to live with on weekdays?
vance:
June 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
[elon/trump divorce court]
judge: who do you want to live with on weekdays?
vance:
judge: who do you want to live with on weekdays?
vance:
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it's like food fight but it's ketamine fight. no wait, adderall fight. no wait, sudafed fight, no wai-
June 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
it's like food fight but it's ketamine fight. no wait, adderall fight. no wait, sudafed fight, no wai-
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@fiztheancient.bsky.social remember that one time in high school, we were standing kinda near a door in the classroom, and some chick walked by us and rudely said, "EXCUSE me!!"
(we weren't remotely near her tho)
you said, "why, did you fart?"
that's lived in my head rent free for 20 fuckin years
(we weren't remotely near her tho)
you said, "why, did you fart?"
that's lived in my head rent free for 20 fuckin years
May 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
@fiztheancient.bsky.social remember that one time in high school, we were standing kinda near a door in the classroom, and some chick walked by us and rudely said, "EXCUSE me!!"
(we weren't remotely near her tho)
you said, "why, did you fart?"
that's lived in my head rent free for 20 fuckin years
(we weren't remotely near her tho)
you said, "why, did you fart?"
that's lived in my head rent free for 20 fuckin years
i mean.. you could leave at anytime, sir.
May 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
i mean.. you could leave at anytime, sir.
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