Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift
@sgtopie.bsky.social
Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.
Pinned
Doing some miniature painting therapy on my day off. #Zombicide #TheArmyPainter
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November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What could possiblie go rong?
The Trump administration said it has loaned Constellation Energy Corp $1 billion to restart its nuclear reactor at a Pennsylvania plant formerly known as Three Mile Island. https://cnn.it/4oOopbd
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
What could possiblie go rong?
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Rewind your mind back to the 1980s and rediscover this classic album | Explore our retrospective tribute here: album.ink/pcollinsNJR
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Rewind your mind back to the 1980s and rediscover this classic album | Explore our retrospective tribute here: album.ink/pcollinsNJR
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🚨 The Senate has now voted to release the Epstein files. The bill is now headed to Trump's desk after months of public pressure. We are now closer to achieving justice for victims of these horrific crimes.
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
🚨 The Senate has now voted to release the Epstein files. The bill is now headed to Trump's desk after months of public pressure. We are now closer to achieving justice for victims of these horrific crimes.
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it's giving cereal for dinner
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
it's giving cereal for dinner
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So the house passed almost unanimously (Clay Higgins in the files???), senate is gonna follow suit. The play can’t be to veto, so is it gonna be this bullshit where they say they can’t release stuff because Trump just directed Bondi to open investigations into Dems?
THUNE SAYS EPSTEIN BILL COULD PASS US SENATE BY UNANIMOUS CONSENT, POSSIBLY LATER ON TUESDAY
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
So the house passed almost unanimously (Clay Higgins in the files???), senate is gonna follow suit. The play can’t be to veto, so is it gonna be this bullshit where they say they can’t release stuff because Trump just directed Bondi to open investigations into Dems?
Yes
Man. Fuck these people.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Yes
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Happy 73rd Birthday to one of my favorite British-American actors, the phenomenally talented Delroy Lindo 🎉🥳🎂
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy 73rd Birthday to one of my favorite British-American actors, the phenomenally talented Delroy Lindo 🎉🥳🎂
I was today years old when I learned Hulk Hogan was on an episode of The A-Team (S4 E7 1985) titled “Body Slam.”
It was exactly what I thought it would be!
It was exactly what I thought it would be!
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I was today years old when I learned Hulk Hogan was on an episode of The A-Team (S4 E7 1985) titled “Body Slam.”
It was exactly what I thought it would be!
It was exactly what I thought it would be!
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Wondering how 2016/our entire reality would have turned out if the only ad Clinton and the DNC ever ran was:
“Trump drove his casino into bankruptcy four times. It’s a casino. How stupid do you have to be to drive a casino into bankruptcy Four. Fucking. Times? Seriously.”
“Trump drove his casino into bankruptcy four times. It’s a casino. How stupid do you have to be to drive a casino into bankruptcy Four. Fucking. Times? Seriously.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Wondering how 2016/our entire reality would have turned out if the only ad Clinton and the DNC ever ran was:
“Trump drove his casino into bankruptcy four times. It’s a casino. How stupid do you have to be to drive a casino into bankruptcy Four. Fucking. Times? Seriously.”
“Trump drove his casino into bankruptcy four times. It’s a casino. How stupid do you have to be to drive a casino into bankruptcy Four. Fucking. Times? Seriously.”
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Trump: "In 2019, when we hosted the great Clemson Tigers at the White House, I literally brought dozens of quarter pounders from McDonald's -- we bought the whole thing."
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Trump: "In 2019, when we hosted the great Clemson Tigers at the White House, I literally brought dozens of quarter pounders from McDonald's -- we bought the whole thing."
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Karate man bruise on the inside.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“Karate man bruise on the inside.”
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Temu Rodney Dangerfield is President of the United States
a man wearing a suit and tie is making a funny face
ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Temu Rodney Dangerfield is President of the United States
If he convinces them to keep the McRib on the menu full time, I will throw my support behind his Nobel Prize nomination.
"The B2 bomber. Stealth. They never saw them" -- Trump is now ranting about military strikes on Iran during his speech to McDonald's franchise owners
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If he convinces them to keep the McRib on the menu full time, I will throw my support behind his Nobel Prize nomination.
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A fast machine, kept his motor clean: My new #HitParadePod on @slate.com is about superproducer “Mutt” Lange, mystery man of arena-rocking überpop. Mutt’s anthemic sound worked across genres—AC/DC to the Cars, Foreigner to Billy Ocean, Def Leppard to Shania. Let the magic man pour some sugar on you.
The Reclusive Producer Who Shook the Charts All Night Long
Mutt Lange avoided the spotlight while crafting some of the loudest, catchiest, and bestselling records of all time.
slate.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
A fast machine, kept his motor clean: My new #HitParadePod on @slate.com is about superproducer “Mutt” Lange, mystery man of arena-rocking überpop. Mutt’s anthemic sound worked across genres—AC/DC to the Cars, Foreigner to Billy Ocean, Def Leppard to Shania. Let the magic man pour some sugar on you.
So I cannot recommend this enough:
Get out on the road. Go somewhere off the beaten path. There’s a whole world of people out there who are LIKE you, but LIKE you in a “am I in an episode of The Twilight Zone?” kinda way.
Get out on the road. Go somewhere off the beaten path. There’s a whole world of people out there who are LIKE you, but LIKE you in a “am I in an episode of The Twilight Zone?” kinda way.
This is how you know you’re truly in East Bumfuck when you stop for gas on your road trip.
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So I cannot recommend this enough:
Get out on the road. Go somewhere off the beaten path. There’s a whole world of people out there who are LIKE you, but LIKE you in a “am I in an episode of The Twilight Zone?” kinda way.
Get out on the road. Go somewhere off the beaten path. There’s a whole world of people out there who are LIKE you, but LIKE you in a “am I in an episode of The Twilight Zone?” kinda way.
This dude SUCKS. Or blows. The jury’s out.
Sooooo I guess Bubba has a new nickname now. 🤫🤫😉😉
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This dude SUCKS. Or blows. The jury’s out.
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Insiders Admit ICE Hiring Process is a Complete Mess
Insiders say the ICE hiring process under Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is a complete "s*** show." The latest in immigration news.
Insiders say the ICE hiring process under Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is a complete "s*** show." The latest in immigration news.
Insiders Admit ICE Hiring Process is a Complete Mess
Insiders say the ICE hiring process under Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is a complete "s*** show." The latest in immigration news.
franknezmedia.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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These folks really thought they would be immune to all their plans...... incredible.
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
These folks really thought they would be immune to all their plans...... incredible.
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For those who don't know, I wrote a comic book. It's a horror-noir occult detective story reminiscent of 80s/90s Vertigo classics like HELLBLAZER & LUCIFER. It was fully funded on Kickstarter a few months ago and my artist, R.L. Black, just turned in final art. I'm so happy with how it turned out.
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
For those who don't know, I wrote a comic book. It's a horror-noir occult detective story reminiscent of 80s/90s Vertigo classics like HELLBLAZER & LUCIFER. It was fully funded on Kickstarter a few months ago and my artist, R.L. Black, just turned in final art. I'm so happy with how it turned out.