Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift
@sgtopie.bsky.social
Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.
Unless “Almost Everything” is the name of his new memecoin project.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Unless “Almost Everything” is the name of his new memecoin project.
We hardly knew him (apparently)
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We hardly knew him (apparently)
Same! I had NO idea.
He’s the best thing about A LOT of the movies he’s in.
A partial list:
BROKEN ARROW
SAHARA
THE LAST CASTLE
GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS
THE HARD WAY
He’s the best thing about A LOT of the movies he’s in.
A partial list:
BROKEN ARROW
SAHARA
THE LAST CASTLE
GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS
THE HARD WAY
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Same! I had NO idea.
He’s the best thing about A LOT of the movies he’s in.
A partial list:
BROKEN ARROW
SAHARA
THE LAST CASTLE
GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS
THE HARD WAY
He’s the best thing about A LOT of the movies he’s in.
A partial list:
BROKEN ARROW
SAHARA
THE LAST CASTLE
GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS
THE HARD WAY
I’ve heard this diminution before… can’t place it tho…
a man stands in front of a blackboard that says vertebrae skeleton stems
ALT: a man stands in front of a blackboard that says vertebrae skeleton stems
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’ve heard this diminution before… can’t place it tho…
State charges. He cannot.
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
State charges. He cannot.
They’d be losing by double digits in the SEC too.
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
They’d be losing by double digits in the SEC too.
Reposted by Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift
Wondering how 2016/our entire reality would have turned out if the only ad Clinton and the DNC ever ran was:
“Trump drove his casino into bankruptcy four times. It’s a casino. How stupid do you have to be to drive a casino into bankruptcy Four. Fucking. Times? Seriously.”
“Trump drove his casino into bankruptcy four times. It’s a casino. How stupid do you have to be to drive a casino into bankruptcy Four. Fucking. Times? Seriously.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Wondering how 2016/our entire reality would have turned out if the only ad Clinton and the DNC ever ran was:
“Trump drove his casino into bankruptcy four times. It’s a casino. How stupid do you have to be to drive a casino into bankruptcy Four. Fucking. Times? Seriously.”
“Trump drove his casino into bankruptcy four times. It’s a casino. How stupid do you have to be to drive a casino into bankruptcy Four. Fucking. Times? Seriously.”
SuCcEsSfUL buIsNeSsMaN!
spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
SuCcEsSfUL buIsNeSsMaN!
You know what they say: in for a penny, in for a quarter pound-er.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You know what they say: in for a penny, in for a quarter pound-er.
I’m not kidding… it’s a sickness! I was visiting my son’s family last week and we were walking into a restaurant and I asked him if he had his CAR KEEESH! 😂
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m not kidding… it’s a sickness! I was visiting my son’s family last week and we were walking into a restaurant and I asked him if he had his CAR KEEESH! 😂
Fully Operational Mobile McDonald's Unit by Hounds on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:17
music.apple.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Does he get paid by the word?
He says a lot of words.
The best words.
He says a lot of words.
The best words.
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Does he get paid by the word?
He says a lot of words.
The best words.
He says a lot of words.
The best words.
