Servia Plath
@serviaplath.bsky.social
The leggy brunette in the corner.
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Servia Plath
@serviaplath.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Call me old school but I like to keep my manifestos on an ancient scroll hidden deep within a cursed temple
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[opens book and takes a deep sniff under a flickering lamp post] Literacy? I haven’t heard that name in years
January 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
[opens book and takes a deep sniff under a flickering lamp post] Literacy? I haven’t heard that name in years
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Seeing a bat is so exciting even more so when it flies out of your underpants
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Seeing a bat is so exciting even more so when it flies out of your underpants
America first, but Argentina firstest
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
America first, but Argentina firstest
Starting to develop a pavlovian response [violent retching] to the word unprecedented
October 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Starting to develop a pavlovian response [violent retching] to the word unprecedented
Government shutdown? More like government shut up AM I RIGHT FELLAS HAHAH PLEASE WE’VE SUFFERED ENOUGH
October 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Government shutdown? More like government shut up AM I RIGHT FELLAS HAHAH PLEASE WE’VE SUFFERED ENOUGH
I love telling people in their 20s that I’ve lived many lives like a melancholic vampire
September 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I love telling people in their 20s that I’ve lived many lives like a melancholic vampire
Pete Hegseth would rather make everyone in the military be beardless, skinny, and spiteful than just admit he’s into twinks
September 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pete Hegseth would rather make everyone in the military be beardless, skinny, and spiteful than just admit he’s into twinks
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truth or dare or a secret third thing
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
truth or dare or a secret third thing
Invite your crush over and trap them in a magic painting
September 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Invite your crush over and trap them in a magic painting
Those are my tears chat
September 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Those are my tears chat
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The c in scent is quiet today. Too quiet.
September 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The c in scent is quiet today. Too quiet.
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I’ve decided I want to go with the traditional approach and have my skeleton turned into a xylophone after I die
December 15, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I’ve decided I want to go with the traditional approach and have my skeleton turned into a xylophone after I die
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you should probably clean up all this existential dread, we’ve got company coming over later
September 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
you should probably clean up all this existential dread, we’ve got company coming over later
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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Took a vow to be mediocre.
September 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Took a vow to be mediocre.
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petition to get more people to agree with me
September 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
petition to get more people to agree with me
Call your senator and crawl out of their phone like Samara from The Ring
September 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Call your senator and crawl out of their phone like Samara from The Ring
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biblically accurate gas station pizza
December 11, 2024 at 6:36 PM
biblically accurate gas station pizza
Those aren’t dirty dishes in my sink that’s A.I.
September 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Those aren’t dirty dishes in my sink that’s A.I.
Hot people are now banned sorry hot people kick rocks
September 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hot people are now banned sorry hot people kick rocks
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Sent a pigeon through the tube at the bank. Boy were they surprised
September 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Sent a pigeon through the tube at the bank. Boy were they surprised
Okay I’ll bite what’s a gym?
September 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Okay I’ll bite what’s a gym?
My self-care is sitting on the edge of my bed wrapped in towels for 45 minutes air drying like a sad gargoyle
September 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My self-care is sitting on the edge of my bed wrapped in towels for 45 minutes air drying like a sad gargoyle