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Massive nerd, vegan
She/her 🏳️⚧️
She/her 🏳️⚧️
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New article is live right now! I had a ton of fun writing this one. Enjoy 😘
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Are You Competitive Or Just Sexually Frustrated? The Answer May Not Surprise You | Commander's Herald
Could it be that part of your hyper-competitive streak is hiding something a bit more.. primal? If so, I see you. But don't worry; your secret is safe with me.
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January 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
New article is live right now! I had a ton of fun writing this one. Enjoy 😘
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Cycling to work rocks. Great way to start the day.
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Cycling to work rocks. Great way to start the day.
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shout out to women
January 21, 2026 at 4:37 PM
shout out to women
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It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri
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Sometimes I think about everything I could do, all that I’d be capable of, if I wasn’t stressed at a bone-deep level about absolutely everything 100% of the time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Sometimes I think about everything I could do, all that I’d be capable of, if I wasn’t stressed at a bone-deep level about absolutely everything 100% of the time.
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RT if you play Magic and still know how to use a toilet.
January 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
RT if you play Magic and still know how to use a toilet.
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Deciding "Santorum" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been killed by your vegan boyfriends and it SHOWS.
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Deciding "Santorum" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been killed by your vegan boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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📢🔥listen up ✊antifa✊ super soldiers 🔥💃🏻🕺🏽🔥 at ATTENTION‼️🫡🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 throats open WIDE 👅😵 it's time to *take* 😳🔥 that NUT milk 🥥💦 every morning 🌅☀️ afternoon 🌞🌇♨️ and ALL NIGHT LONG 🥵🌃🕙 to win the WAR on dairy 🫡⚔️🐄 and save the planet ✨🌍✨ like good 😇🙏 lil' sluts 4️⃣ generations to CUM‼️🥵😵💫🤪💦
shoutout to @climatetown.bsky.social who has one of the best explainers on the subject out there. the diary industry has the USDA in a stranglehold.
every time you drink non-dairy milk, a dairy executive gets a headache. do your part in The War On Milk 🫡
every time you drink non-dairy milk, a dairy executive gets a headache. do your part in The War On Milk 🫡
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
📢🔥listen up ✊antifa✊ super soldiers 🔥💃🏻🕺🏽🔥 at ATTENTION‼️🫡🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 throats open WIDE 👅😵 it's time to *take* 😳🔥 that NUT milk 🥥💦 every morning 🌅☀️ afternoon 🌞🌇♨️ and ALL NIGHT LONG 🥵🌃🕙 to win the WAR on dairy 🫡⚔️🐄 and save the planet ✨🌍✨ like good 😇🙏 lil' sluts 4️⃣ generations to CUM‼️🥵😵💫🤪💦
Holy shit cycling goes hard. Why did nobody tell me it was this awesome?
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Holy shit cycling goes hard. Why did nobody tell me it was this awesome?
Getting real tired of having to check the date of EPA publications to see if I can use it as an authoritative source for school.
It's also much harder to find relevant pages on the website now.
It's also much harder to find relevant pages on the website now.
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Getting real tired of having to check the date of EPA publications to see if I can use it as an authoritative source for school.
It's also much harder to find relevant pages on the website now.
It's also much harder to find relevant pages on the website now.
Rooibos my beloved
January 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Rooibos my beloved
Started biking to work. About to get those mommy thighs 😤💪
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Started biking to work. About to get those mommy thighs 😤💪
Microwaves imply the existence of megawaves
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Microwaves imply the existence of megawaves
Cowards the lot of them
The case is submitted. That's a 6-3 loss on the merits for trans athletes with Roberts probably writing the opinion, a Kav-currence, maybe a paragraph from Gorsuch, and a stinging dissent from Sotomayor.
January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Cowards the lot of them
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I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Muhammad. Muhammad was an accountant prior to this but his workplace was destroyed and his home severely damaged. He’s hoping to leave Gaza with his family including his daughters Iman, 5 and Lian, 6 so that they can get a better education.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Muhammad. Muhammad was an accountant prior to this but his workplace was destroyed and his home severely damaged. He’s hoping to leave Gaza with his family including his daughters Iman, 5 and Lian, 6 so that they can get a better education.
Season 2 is airing
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January 12, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Season 2 is airing
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Me in class discussion: "idk how you convince someone who thinks weather stations cause tornados that they don't"
Like 3 different classmates: "I'm sure if you calmly explained the facts they would understand"
Nah I think if I did that I'd get called a slur before finishing my first thought.
Like 3 different classmates: "I'm sure if you calmly explained the facts they would understand"
Nah I think if I did that I'd get called a slur before finishing my first thought.
January 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Me in class discussion: "idk how you convince someone who thinks weather stations cause tornados that they don't"
Like 3 different classmates: "I'm sure if you calmly explained the facts they would understand"
Nah I think if I did that I'd get called a slur before finishing my first thought.
Like 3 different classmates: "I'm sure if you calmly explained the facts they would understand"
Nah I think if I did that I'd get called a slur before finishing my first thought.
chatgpt feedback from a classmate: "please include pictures. I couldn't tell what your infograph was about until halfway through.
me who wrote "colorado wolf reintroduction" in bold for the title:
me who wrote "colorado wolf reintroduction" in bold for the title:
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
chatgpt feedback from a classmate: "please include pictures. I couldn't tell what your infograph was about until halfway through.
me who wrote "colorado wolf reintroduction" in bold for the title:
me who wrote "colorado wolf reintroduction" in bold for the title:
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conversion therapy for entrepeneurs
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
conversion therapy for entrepeneurs
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If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.