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Why has nobody at the ISO place made a standard that tumble dryer settings should match the labels inside your clothes?
I can connect my phone to a tumble dryer for reasons but heaven forbid the thing actually says which setting won't fuck your wife's favourite blanket up.
I can connect my phone to a tumble dryer for reasons but heaven forbid the thing actually says which setting won't fuck your wife's favourite blanket up.
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Why has nobody at the ISO place made a standard that tumble dryer settings should match the labels inside your clothes?
I can connect my phone to a tumble dryer for reasons but heaven forbid the thing actually says which setting won't fuck your wife's favourite blanket up.
I can connect my phone to a tumble dryer for reasons but heaven forbid the thing actually says which setting won't fuck your wife's favourite blanket up.
I really hope this is an actual genuine poster and there's somewhere I can buy a big print of it to put on the wall behind my drum kit
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I really hope this is an actual genuine poster and there's somewhere I can buy a big print of it to put on the wall behind my drum kit
Anyone on here played Citizen Sleeper? It's bloody lovely thing with a sweet story and a gorgeous soundtrack.
Also, I got one of those achievement point things that just said COMMUNIST so that's not all that bad either.
Also, I got one of those achievement point things that just said COMMUNIST so that's not all that bad either.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Anyone on here played Citizen Sleeper? It's bloody lovely thing with a sweet story and a gorgeous soundtrack.
Also, I got one of those achievement point things that just said COMMUNIST so that's not all that bad either.
Also, I got one of those achievement point things that just said COMMUNIST so that's not all that bad either.
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If you have someone you like who would like me or someone you hate and think would hate me, a perfect Xmas/Hannukah/Kwanza present is my live show “Always Bet On Beth” which you can buy for a TENNER over at Go Faster Stripe gofasterstripe.com/bet the more of you who buy it the less I’ll repost this
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December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If you have someone you like who would like me or someone you hate and think would hate me, a perfect Xmas/Hannukah/Kwanza present is my live show “Always Bet On Beth” which you can buy for a TENNER over at Go Faster Stripe gofasterstripe.com/bet the more of you who buy it the less I’ll repost this
I was this week years old when I learned that one can over pay on their student loan. How? Fuck knows, but I'm getting a £42 refund so it's a conveniently good number.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I was this week years old when I learned that one can over pay on their student loan. How? Fuck knows, but I'm getting a £42 refund so it's a conveniently good number.
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Someone mentioned to me that the song Feliz Navidad sounds like a Scouser singing “Police nabbed me dad” and now that’s all I can hear
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Someone mentioned to me that the song Feliz Navidad sounds like a Scouser singing “Police nabbed me dad” and now that’s all I can hear
yes! secured tickets to see @misterabk.bsky.social in Brum next March!
I wonder if I'll be the only vegan in the crowd again?
I wonder if I'll be the only vegan in the crowd again?
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
yes! secured tickets to see @misterabk.bsky.social in Brum next March!
I wonder if I'll be the only vegan in the crowd again?
I wonder if I'll be the only vegan in the crowd again?
In less miserable news the band Plosivs released their second record 'Yell At Cloud' last week and I've listened to nothing else since.
Atom Willard is at the peak of his powers behind the kit on this one too.
Props to @recordculture.bsky.social for texting me and saying 'you like these right?'
Atom Willard is at the peak of his powers behind the kit on this one too.
Props to @recordculture.bsky.social for texting me and saying 'you like these right?'
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
In less miserable news the band Plosivs released their second record 'Yell At Cloud' last week and I've listened to nothing else since.
Atom Willard is at the peak of his powers behind the kit on this one too.
Props to @recordculture.bsky.social for texting me and saying 'you like these right?'
Atom Willard is at the peak of his powers behind the kit on this one too.
Props to @recordculture.bsky.social for texting me and saying 'you like these right?'
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Elmo: But Bethany what do we do when we are reminded of something that makes us sad?
Me: oh fuck *starts hyperventilating* no no no no no, fuck, dude. Don’t ask me, I’m not… fuck, I don’t know. What do you do Elmo? WHAT DO YOU DO??
Me: oh fuck *starts hyperventilating* no no no no no, fuck, dude. Don’t ask me, I’m not… fuck, I don’t know. What do you do Elmo? WHAT DO YOU DO??
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Elmo: But Bethany what do we do when we are reminded of something that makes us sad?
Me: oh fuck *starts hyperventilating* no no no no no, fuck, dude. Don’t ask me, I’m not… fuck, I don’t know. What do you do Elmo? WHAT DO YOU DO??
Me: oh fuck *starts hyperventilating* no no no no no, fuck, dude. Don’t ask me, I’m not… fuck, I don’t know. What do you do Elmo? WHAT DO YOU DO??
Oh fuck off with this shit.
A group of hateful little bastards fueled by Harry Potter money started this shit and look where we're ending up.
A group of hateful little bastards fueled by Harry Potter money started this shit and look where we're ending up.
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Oh fuck off with this shit.
A group of hateful little bastards fueled by Harry Potter money started this shit and look where we're ending up.
A group of hateful little bastards fueled by Harry Potter money started this shit and look where we're ending up.
Capitulating to dickheads is ruining the world
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Capitulating to dickheads is ruining the world
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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Very black country response to me saying I'm a musician "yow'm in a groooooup? Does ya play uridginuls or does ya do other grooooups sungs?"
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Very black country response to me saying I'm a musician "yow'm in a groooooup? Does ya play uridginuls or does ya do other grooooups sungs?"
I named my fists Deep and Thought cause it'll take me what feels like seven and a half million years to come up with an answer you won't like.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I named my fists Deep and Thought cause it'll take me what feels like seven and a half million years to come up with an answer you won't like.
Playing in drop d is a good laugh.
I appear to only be capable of coming up with shit hardcore riffs lately so I'm gonna see how much of an Alpha Quadrant record I can write and record before the month is out.
I appear to only be capable of coming up with shit hardcore riffs lately so I'm gonna see how much of an Alpha Quadrant record I can write and record before the month is out.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Playing in drop d is a good laugh.
I appear to only be capable of coming up with shit hardcore riffs lately so I'm gonna see how much of an Alpha Quadrant record I can write and record before the month is out.
I appear to only be capable of coming up with shit hardcore riffs lately so I'm gonna see how much of an Alpha Quadrant record I can write and record before the month is out.
Ice Road Rescue is excellent TV when one is under the weight of depression.
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ice Road Rescue is excellent TV when one is under the weight of depression.
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Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
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I appear to be the only person who knows that everything fun about the sound of “pc music” can also be found in that hellogoodbye album from twenty years ago, but you try telling other people about it and you just look like a crazy conspiracist
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Barclay is a hero!
Happy birthday to Dwight Schultz, aka Lt. Reginald Barclay—or Lt. Broccoli—on #StarTrekTNG, #StarTrekVoyager, and in the movie Star Trek: First Contact. Schultz was a longtime Trek fan, and pal Whoopi Goldberg was instrumental in getting him on the show. #TheATeam
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Barclay is a hero!
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*Harry Hill Voice* Nosferatu, Netanyahu, you’ve gotta have a system
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
*Harry Hill Voice* Nosferatu, Netanyahu, you’ve gotta have a system
Got yr new drag name you've been after
Shame MuckMann
Shame MuckMann
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Got yr new drag name you've been after
Shame MuckMann
Shame MuckMann
Is it just me or does the ps5 version of Lester from GTA5 look like JD Vance?
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Is it just me or does the ps5 version of Lester from GTA5 look like JD Vance?
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Could have sworn that was Iggy Pop for a minute
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Could have sworn that was Iggy Pop for a minute