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@seanccroberts.bsky.social
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Poems, language, mountains, data. Mock scientist (I used to be a real scientist). 🚫AI, ever, anywhere

Formally of Texas, now in 🇫🇷, which is by some measures somewhat bigger.

Coauthor @paintree.art / www.paintree.art
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Oh are we ozyposting?

#poem #skypoem #ozymandias
Parody of all star with the contents basically of shelley's oxymandias: Somebody once told me Two legs trunkless and stoney Like a wreck out in the desert they stand And a shattered visage lies Near enough to see its eyes And its sneer, shrewdly carved by an old hand Well, The years start coming and they don't stop coming Passions survive by the sculptor's cold cunning The hand that mocked and the heart that fed The stamp of life onto rock that's dead Who was the one in that antique? Cold and frowning that face cannot speak The pedestal still remains near The passages still remain clear He is King above kings May he rule till Doomsday Look out On his works and Let your thoughts bring dismay Words that now decay While the level sands stretch away
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Yeah "omg your app uses AWS??" is the tech equivalent of this meme. A completely ethical supply chain is not really possible in 2025! We're all compromised, like Chomsky says, just work toward making the situation better instead of worse
A drawing of a peasant saying "we should improve society somewhat" and the Very Smart Mr Gotcha popping up out of nowhere to respond "yet you participate in society. Curious!"
October 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
John robie, the cat
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Gavin:
The tweet from 9/11/16 saying "send are gonna look themselves in the mirror, take a deep breath and tell themselves 'we gotta get more racist'"
October 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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The tweet from 9/11/16 saying dems are gonna look themselves in the mirror, rage a deep breath and tell themselves we gotta get more racist
September 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Reskeet with your current mental state
Captain Picard aboard the starship Enterprise, staring into a room he has just entered with a pained expression. Captioned (wailing)
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Literally what 'AI' boosters sound like when they talk about how much time their saving not learning how to paint or not learning how to write or even not knowing how to code.
ChatGPT fucks my wife [by Abigail Sims] and I'm really not all that pressed about it. A natural evolution on our path to enlightenment, the fatal flaw made obsolete. She enjoys the median output of the best lovers in history: Alcibiades' favorite positions, King Edward's lessons from the sex chair. Cleopatra's dominating presence, Solomon's finest poetry, in a package just the right size, delivered how and when she wants it - Work smarter, not harder, right? It sends me an automated email to let me know the labor I've conserved in a weekly insights report: Hours logged, achievements reached, orgasms tallied. It saves me on average 15 minutes a day, every day, that I can spend checking my email. But I press my ear against the door, sometimes, and wonder what I'm missing.
September 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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no new pictures, where are you at mentally
An aged, ancient adult who looks maybe like a vampire being murdered at a spooky distance by the rays of the sun, who, upon close inspection, is revealed to be a smiling, precious, small, ungodly energetic child
August 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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This is the Way.
screen shot of a tumblr post reading: Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise. Security technicians: *takes a deep swig of whiskey* I wish I had been born in the neolithic.
July 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you
The mf'n moomins
July 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Quote repost with your RED art! 🚨🚩💋🌶️
A colossal red bull, bathed in moonlight, menaces a white unicorn before the sunset.
June 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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🥀QRP with your Header Art🇨🇱

Digital art, some glyphs and symbols from the Atacama desert.
A face in a multicolored sun looks down on mountains in the high desert. A double guanaco, the left side grazing and the right side on threat alert, may be standing in the foreground or might be etched into the rock.
June 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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🎶 RUUUUUUN FOR THE HIIIIIIILS
🎶 RUUUUUUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIVES
Pic of Maria von Trapp playing guitar for the children, presumably something other than iron maiden
May 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I heard it's #NationalUnicornDay
A colossal, red bull menaces a unicorn.
April 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Pic of jesus reading his cellphone so shocked by the bullshit that he's not only neglecting the beach he's sitting on but also his wine
March 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Meme with text at the top reading: Me: *trying to appear like i am listening* Me in my head: And then a painting of three green froggies having a party in the underbrush, boom box and beers and everything
February 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Quote re-skeet with something red ♥️ #art #artsky
An iconic heart that has been touched to have a stronger line down the middle appears to be floating in space and has some stellar explosions behind it, with the title below it "sacré cul". This is a butt joke.
February 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Here is my fave
Screen capture of a Wikipedia page with three headers: -before the pig -pig -military escalation
February 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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This tyler guy better catch up
Dril tweet reading "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
January 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Could've called it mattying
A frame from the wondermark! comic that introduced the concept of sealioning
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Sans télécharger de nouvelles images, c’est quoi ton énergie pour arriver en 2025 ?
A guy opening an ancient warriors tomb to tell him about the latest bullshit. The guy says "did ya here about da latest bull shit?" and the skeleton replies "NO. IM CHILLEN"
December 30, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Bright flowers in winter, #poetry
Vase of brought flowers lighting a dark room, inscribed with poem: Bright flowers in winter I will not buy dark flowers until the wake is announced. I will sing bright songs and stoke the fire. I will write stories in green and give them away and my friends will read them to their friends. I will paint the ceiling in pastel and neon and we will spin beneath it late until we fall down laughing. While watching for bitter torches in the long night I will bake apples and scatter incense and magnesium so that if the house should be burned down it will shine and smell like cinnamon. I will not comply in advance; and I will not surrender my joy.
November 8, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Wife and daughter took me to the Thomas Wesselmann retrospective today so here's a Great American Nudi for #NudiNovember
Nudibranch galavanting before a billowing American flag
November 7, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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A poem for today.

Love, love, love to you.
Page of a sketchbook with a drawing of a fall leaf and text reading: November 6, 2024 The leaves are changing color. A sudden wind makes them fall. Yellow. Red. Brown. They fill the air, they cover the ground, they bury each other. It's upsetting that the growing season should end, that the fullness should shrivel. The trees may be skeletal and scratch the length of the winter, but they are alive and will return to their task of creation in the spring, though it is far too early to hunt for groundhogs or other augers. Spring will return, though it may take many years. I collect the leaves. As many as I can. And store them in books, to love in the long dark by the light of stolen candles.
November 7, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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A still from a Cheech and Chong movie with text reading: Hey man, somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!
March 12, 2024 at 1:55 PM