“But the eggs were just so expensive.”

Has anybody tried putting cool little prizes inside boxes of *healthy* food? Like I’m not saying I definitely for sure would eat quinoa five days in a row just to get a free decoder ring…but I’m not saying I definitely for sure wouldn’t either.

I love this.

Trump: "I'm ready for my next cabinet pick."

Aide: "Shall I get the Sex Offender list or the Russian Asset list?"

Americans didn’t want another old president so they elected a 78-year-old.

Americans wanted to end crime so they elected a criminal.

Keep it going lol

Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD

All I want for Christmas this year is for my President to prove me wrong and rub my face in it. I’ll take that and never so much as wish for a Christmas present again the rest of my life.

The same people who’ve spent the last several years decrying “unqualified DEI hires” are now shoehorning through Cabinet nominations who can’t even pass a basic background test.

They fight for the fetus because the fetus doesn’t ask anything of them. The moment the fetus becomes a baby they will do everything they can to cut the programs that feed the child, clothe the child and educate the child. And the mother will be labeled a “Welfare Queen” the moment she seeks help!

And Pontious Pilot asked the crowd….”Who shall we free?….Jesus? Or Barabbas?” And the people chose Barabbas. America chose Barabbas!