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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️)
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“Some people have to learn the really really really hard way.” -Mom
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 = Genocide is not Acceptable
LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
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November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I just rewatched the original Addam’s Family not long ago and it was so much better than I remember

Sword fight scene is bloody 🩸 😆 excellent.

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Addams Family: Pugsley and Wednesday's Talent Show
YouTube video by ALTERIAN, INC.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reporter 🙋🏻‍♀️: “”Mr President Giant Pig fucking Pedo, in a truth social post you listed “transgender for everyone,” as one of your victories what did you mean by that? Oh and do you believe it’s ok for people to rape kids or just ok for your friends and you?””
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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A commission of Magic Billy and Clericky Lake by the very talented @thoughtographic.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yep
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
By population*
Iceland 393,396
Curaçao 156,115! Crazy
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Yep
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I hope dumpy tries to steal all the press that day and strokes out into a vegetative state.
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Yep
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Sometimes people’s bodies just forget to be membered ya know?
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Damn. And I thought the colon was a fan said the donut 🍩
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Inner monologue (welp, we’re fuggin fuxxed)
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
😳 😮 🤯
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I’ve lived in and been to a lot of weird places but them huge counties northeast of the bay are bizarre AF. I snapped once at a grocery store in Nevada City and asked the meat counter lady “wtf is wrong with everyone here, is everyone just rude and weird?!” She just stared at me.
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Yeah. The little guys get put in you’re fucked or you’re fucked situations. Sometimes people are told to do illegal things and don’t even know it. Not that I would have personally experienced that…
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Go northeast of the Bay Area and you will find it. Flags and all. It gets really weird in the backwoods of NorCal real quick.

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November 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Best first tattoo quote idea ever (in old English of course) 🫶

“I believe seriously weird shit happens, anyway.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Sorry if that was too snarky. They fired the JAG heads they didn’t like but if you are literally active duty and in the middle of some fuxxed up situation who else are you going to contact? A clever person should probably look up a retired JAG but honestly how many would know a better idea?
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Oh ok.👌 I’ll let you contact them and let all of them know they don’t exist 🥹

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November 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Weirdest reaction by the speaker for a unanimous vote, ever
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM