Agent🕵🏻♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️)
@schmidtjokes.bsky.social
“Some people have to learn the really really really hard way.” -Mom
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 = Genocide is not Acceptable
LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 = Genocide is not Acceptable
LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
Ok i annoyed myself here😒🙄
Largest iceberg ever recorded but no way of towing it, also it’s mostly melted already
2005 Iceberg B15: 220 cubic km of ice
Gulf of Mexico: 2.4 million cubic km of water
Ratio approx 1/11,000
so let’s say you have a pool w/11,000 liters & you put 1 liter 🧊? 🤷♂️
Largest iceberg ever recorded but no way of towing it, also it’s mostly melted already
2005 Iceberg B15: 220 cubic km of ice
Gulf of Mexico: 2.4 million cubic km of water
Ratio approx 1/11,000
so let’s say you have a pool w/11,000 liters & you put 1 liter 🧊? 🤷♂️
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Ok i annoyed myself here😒🙄
Largest iceberg ever recorded but no way of towing it, also it’s mostly melted already
2005 Iceberg B15: 220 cubic km of ice
Gulf of Mexico: 2.4 million cubic km of water
Ratio approx 1/11,000
so let’s say you have a pool w/11,000 liters & you put 1 liter 🧊? 🤷♂️
Largest iceberg ever recorded but no way of towing it, also it’s mostly melted already
2005 Iceberg B15: 220 cubic km of ice
Gulf of Mexico: 2.4 million cubic km of water
Ratio approx 1/11,000
so let’s say you have a pool w/11,000 liters & you put 1 liter 🧊? 🤷♂️
Idk where this came from don’t at me if it’s a fake idc fuhk him
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Idk where this came from don’t at me if it’s a fake idc fuhk him
Ummm
HolyfuckinSlickWillieBubbaBlowie Part Deux?
Cc @shannondrake.bsky.social
Anyone Seen This? WTAF is Happening!?!?!? Creepy info Overload
HolyfuckinSlickWillieBubbaBlowie Part Deux?
Cc @shannondrake.bsky.social
Anyone Seen This? WTAF is Happening!?!?!? Creepy info Overload
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Ummm
HolyfuckinSlickWillieBubbaBlowie Part Deux?
Cc @shannondrake.bsky.social
Anyone Seen This? WTAF is Happening!?!?!? Creepy info Overload
HolyfuckinSlickWillieBubbaBlowie Part Deux?
Cc @shannondrake.bsky.social
Anyone Seen This? WTAF is Happening!?!?!? Creepy info Overload
Picture of realtime bipartisan US political landscape:
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Picture of realtime bipartisan US political landscape:
He renamed it the “department of war” then immediately sent them into US cities… sounds like a #PedoPinochet traitor to
We the People 🤷♂️
Also
We the People 🤷♂️
Also
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
He renamed it the “department of war” then immediately sent them into US cities… sounds like a #PedoPinochet traitor to
We the People 🤷♂️
Also
We the People 🤷♂️
Also
It’s a complicated situation and this administration is actually mostly to blame. Side note:
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 AM
It’s a complicated situation and this administration is actually mostly to blame. Side note:
Alito has to be hard pressed for a fun flag the next few weeks… I like this one 👇
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Alito has to be hard pressed for a fun flag the next few weeks… I like this one 👇
Alito is going to have a hard time finding a flag for the next few months eh?
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Alito is going to have a hard time finding a flag for the next few months eh?
Even his signature looks like a lie
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Even his signature looks like a lie
Has anyone seen Mike Johnson’s non bold fresh prince of bel-air font signature??? Totally normal 🤷♂️
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Has anyone seen Mike Johnson’s non bold fresh prince of bel-air font signature??? Totally normal 🤷♂️
The famous line from the constitution,
“The whole thing is crazy”
Reporter 🙏 ask him just once “what his favorite amendment is besides the 2nd amendment.”
Follow up question, “we know you are a fan of the second amendment are we ever going to see you skeet shooting like Obama did as potus?”
“The whole thing is crazy”
Reporter 🙏 ask him just once “what his favorite amendment is besides the 2nd amendment.”
Follow up question, “we know you are a fan of the second amendment are we ever going to see you skeet shooting like Obama did as potus?”
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The famous line from the constitution,
“The whole thing is crazy”
Reporter 🙏 ask him just once “what his favorite amendment is besides the 2nd amendment.”
Follow up question, “we know you are a fan of the second amendment are we ever going to see you skeet shooting like Obama did as potus?”
“The whole thing is crazy”
Reporter 🙏 ask him just once “what his favorite amendment is besides the 2nd amendment.”
Follow up question, “we know you are a fan of the second amendment are we ever going to see you skeet shooting like Obama did as potus?”
The entire administration and doge belongs in The Hague.
Also,
October 2020:
The Traitors of Freedom
Also,
October 2020:
The Traitors of Freedom
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The entire administration and doge belongs in The Hague.
Also,
October 2020:
The Traitors of Freedom
Also,
October 2020:
The Traitors of Freedom
We need signs people. Next state of the union. @democrats.org 👇
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We need signs people. Next state of the union. @democrats.org 👇
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When millions are dead OR when this stupid fuggin island’s residents lose their lil palaces.
October 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
When millions are dead OR when this stupid fuggin island’s residents lose their lil palaces.
That’s funny but this👇is real and way more bizarre
October 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
That’s funny but this👇is real and way more bizarre
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Random: #AlejandroKirk is exactly why baseball is the best sport. Me on couch “see I look more athletic than that guy!” But I’m not. #BlueJays #WorldSeries he’s awesome
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Random: #AlejandroKirk is exactly why baseball is the best sport. Me on couch “see I look more athletic than that guy!” But I’m not. #BlueJays #WorldSeries he’s awesome