🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾
@satyr-maenad.bsky.social
30, rural PNW, genderqueer satyr gooner witch clown, any pronouns (be creative). pup Handler. given to intellectualizing the orgy.
Pinned
we're doing heavy forestry right now at the land project i live on, but there's still plenty of time to get naked
i am verklempt
My reminder 🙂↕️ 6FF 285lbs
*THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT (at some point lol)*
*THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT (at some point lol)*
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i am verklempt
was dropping hundreds of dollars, impromptu, on leather goods, a responsible choice for me today? no. was it the choice i made? yes. was it incredibly quality work from Rough Trade in LA? naturally. if you're in SoCal & haven't gone there, hit it the fuck up.
December 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
was dropping hundreds of dollars, impromptu, on leather goods, a responsible choice for me today? no. was it the choice i made? yes. was it incredibly quality work from Rough Trade in LA? naturally. if you're in SoCal & haven't gone there, hit it the fuck up.
still thinking about the sushi meal i had on Sunday. some of the best quality i've had so far in my life, & it was at an AYCE place...i stay flabbergasted at the gustatory opportunity all over the Southland
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
still thinking about the sushi meal i had on Sunday. some of the best quality i've had so far in my life, & it was at an AYCE place...i stay flabbergasted at the gustatory opportunity all over the Southland
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the idea that we will ever devise a technology that can automatically sort true statements from false ones and factual ones from “hallucinations” is a lead-to-gold fantasy
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
the idea that we will ever devise a technology that can automatically sort true statements from false ones and factual ones from “hallucinations” is a lead-to-gold fantasy
ffs is "for fuck's sake." FFS is "facial feminization surgery." FFs is "more than one fisting player." thank you for your attention to this matter
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
ffs is "for fuck's sake." FFS is "facial feminization surgery." FFs is "more than one fisting player." thank you for your attention to this matter
both of these boys have turned into such mass monsters since then, & remain among my favorite musclemen
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
both of these boys have turned into such mass monsters since then, & remain among my favorite musclemen
at last i have acquired a dildo that is between the sizes of my Big Boy & my Goliath dildos. movin' on up in the world*
*my colon
*my colon
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
at last i have acquired a dildo that is between the sizes of my Big Boy & my Goliath dildos. movin' on up in the world*
*my colon
*my colon
being back in LA has my brain fired up about food even more than usual. i hope everyone in this region understands how deeply spoiled we are
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
being back in LA has my brain fired up about food even more than usual. i hope everyone in this region understands how deeply spoiled we are
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imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
once again getting deeply excited over monkfish liver
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
once again getting deeply excited over monkfish liver
the difference here being, of course, that no one has killed for the ~actual ideology that Jesus promoted
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the difference here being, of course, that no one has killed for the ~actual ideology that Jesus promoted
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sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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On this giving Tuesday all I ask if that you share this post so I can hopefully remain housed this month! Rent is now past due and I’m at extreme risk of losing housing. Anything helps!
CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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Hey everyone! I’m having to miss a few days from work due to being very sick so I will be down a big portion of hours on my paycheck. Needing help with about 550 for December rent! Anything helps to keep a trans person housed and safe! 🥰
CA AND PP: $/transboyy
CA AND PP: $/transboyy
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
On this giving Tuesday all I ask if that you share this post so I can hopefully remain housed this month! Rent is now past due and I’m at extreme risk of losing housing. Anything helps!
CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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Did you see how the other day some New Yorkers stopped ICE agents from going anywhere just by standing there in large numbers blocking their way? We need more of that. A lot more of that.
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Did you see how the other day some New Yorkers stopped ICE agents from going anywhere just by standing there in large numbers blocking their way? We need more of that. A lot more of that.
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You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?
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Why is it so hard to say "rough" twice? Seriously, I bet you can't do it. Try.
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Good puppy 😈
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Why is it so hard to say "rough" twice? Seriously, I bet you can't do it. Try.
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You said it, didn't you?
Good puppy 😈
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Good puppy 😈
there is a Flubs, the Fool #MTG deck slowly brewing in my mind, & i feel it might end up being the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, BUT it desperately needs, like...~something approaching a win condition, under 4 CMC, that isn't just "Grapeshot for a lot & hope it works"
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
there is a Flubs, the Fool #MTG deck slowly brewing in my mind, & i feel it might end up being the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, BUT it desperately needs, like...~something approaching a win condition, under 4 CMC, that isn't just "Grapeshot for a lot & hope it works"
this is not a list of antisemites worth confronting, it's a list of people that the fascists have A-OK'd as bullying targets
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
this is not a list of antisemites worth confronting, it's a list of people that the fascists have A-OK'd as bullying targets
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much more than any tissue paper-thin principles like small government or individual liberty, conservative thought is driven by the gut feelings of "ew" and "cool"
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
much more than any tissue paper-thin principles like small government or individual liberty, conservative thought is driven by the gut feelings of "ew" and "cool"
find myself often wondering if my reply-guy tendencies are poorly matched with the fact that this is still largely a porn blog. d'ya think people are caught off guard when i reply to them about, like, botany or Magic the Gathering & they look at my profile & see hella dicks?
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
find myself often wondering if my reply-guy tendencies are poorly matched with the fact that this is still largely a porn blog. d'ya think people are caught off guard when i reply to them about, like, botany or Magic the Gathering & they look at my profile & see hella dicks?
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Monthly political post: you cannot be anti-ICE and also think that police should exist as a concept because ICE is just policing taken to its logical endpoint.
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Monthly political post: you cannot be anti-ICE and also think that police should exist as a concept because ICE is just policing taken to its logical endpoint.
tbh i'm not ~that muscular but i ~do get asked to move furniture a lot & honestly?? favorite part, imho
Yes having muscles is great and you get a lot of attention and you feel healthy but you also get asked to help move furniture A LOT
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
tbh i'm not ~that muscular but i ~do get asked to move furniture a lot & honestly?? favorite part, imho
for a second i assumed the caption to be a translation of the medieval French
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
for a second i assumed the caption to be a translation of the medieval French