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@saturnbell.bsky.social
Exvangelical trans girl. I like sports in a gay way, music in an annoying way, and video games in an annoying and gay way. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ minors DNI
ringing the Taco Bells of awakening
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
All hail FOXING
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This is greet death, they have final fantasy 7 themed merch and they’re awesome
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Girlie at the show everybody say waow
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Kentucky must have taken a big gulp of bad at basketball juice tonight hot damn
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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This image haunts my nightmares, why was tumblr prescient
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Why are all the awesome emo tours skipping over STL damn
Tix to the WISHER Tour are on sale now!

Catch us in 2026 with Riley!, Aren’t We Amphibians, and Footballhead

benquad.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Bark! The woofing angels sing
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This iteration of Thursday night football has been odd but it hasn’t been boring
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s been a hot minute since I’ve played any Trails games and I think now might be the time for some replays
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Just overheard “imagine Tony the Tiger doing a kegger” at the bar and I think this is the actual most alpha coded idea I’ve ever heard
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
One of the funniest parts of the evangelical bro subculture I used to spend time in was the obsession with craft beer
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Channeling my inner Hank Hill and cheering for the cowboys I suppose
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*adjusts monocle* well this really nutters my butter
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m making my peace with Giannis getting traded. Might shed a tear or two when that fateful day arrives.

Folks are hyping Atlanta as a destination (I really don’t think it’s gonna happen with the Knicks at all) but I feel like either the Spurs or the Heat would be best for all parties
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Cunty OKC thunder lear scorer be like Slay Gorgeous Alexandher
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I want my adult woman body already 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Old English Gwen Stefani be like Lo, upon mine ears didst befall an outpouring of shit from thine lips, and thou hast not considered that I would hear thy foul words?
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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It's the ONLY way.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
it’s dawning on me that my family’s “support” of me being trans is really more like “we’re gonna pretend like we aren’t disgusted by this and refuse to give you straight answers about how we feel”
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I cannot fucking believe the bucks beat Detroit with no Giannis after shitting the bed against the wizards
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’m just like a girl who likes basketball hehehe :3
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
if you had told me when Giannis went out I’d be this hyped in the 4th I would not have believed you and yet here we are
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM