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@saturnbell.bsky.social
Exvangelical trans girl. I like sports in a gay way, music in an annoying way, and video games in an annoying and gay way. 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ minors DNI
*adjusts monocle* well this really nutters my butter
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
*adjusts monocle* well this really nutters my butter
I’m making my peace with Giannis getting traded. Might shed a tear or two when that fateful day arrives.
Folks are hyping Atlanta as a destination (I really don’t think it’s gonna happen with the Knicks at all) but I feel like either the Spurs or the Heat would be best for all parties
Folks are hyping Atlanta as a destination (I really don’t think it’s gonna happen with the Knicks at all) but I feel like either the Spurs or the Heat would be best for all parties
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m making my peace with Giannis getting traded. Might shed a tear or two when that fateful day arrives.
Folks are hyping Atlanta as a destination (I really don’t think it’s gonna happen with the Knicks at all) but I feel like either the Spurs or the Heat would be best for all parties
Folks are hyping Atlanta as a destination (I really don’t think it’s gonna happen with the Knicks at all) but I feel like either the Spurs or the Heat would be best for all parties
Cunty OKC thunder lear scorer be like Slay Gorgeous Alexandher
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Cunty OKC thunder lear scorer be like Slay Gorgeous Alexandher
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I want my adult woman body already 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I want my adult woman body already 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Old English Gwen Stefani be like Lo, upon mine ears didst befall an outpouring of shit from thine lips, and thou hast not considered that I would hear thy foul words?
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Old English Gwen Stefani be like Lo, upon mine ears didst befall an outpouring of shit from thine lips, and thou hast not considered that I would hear thy foul words?
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it’s dawning on me that my family’s “support” of me being trans is really more like “we’re gonna pretend like we aren’t disgusted by this and refuse to give you straight answers about how we feel”
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
it’s dawning on me that my family’s “support” of me being trans is really more like “we’re gonna pretend like we aren’t disgusted by this and refuse to give you straight answers about how we feel”
I cannot fucking believe the bucks beat Detroit with no Giannis after shitting the bed against the wizards
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I cannot fucking believe the bucks beat Detroit with no Giannis after shitting the bed against the wizards
I’m just like a girl who likes basketball hehehe :3
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’m just like a girl who likes basketball hehehe :3
if you had told me when Giannis went out I’d be this hyped in the 4th I would not have believed you and yet here we are
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
if you had told me when Giannis went out I’d be this hyped in the 4th I would not have believed you and yet here we are
how in the absolute fuck was that a flagrant on Jericho sims but not on ausar Thompson whacking KPJ fuck these refs
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
how in the absolute fuck was that a flagrant on Jericho sims but not on ausar Thompson whacking KPJ fuck these refs
Don’t do this to me Milwaukee don’t give me hope like this
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Don’t do this to me Milwaukee don’t give me hope like this
are the bucks cursed or something
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
are the bucks cursed or something
Being a Milwaukee Bucks fan is an act of self harm this year it would seem
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Being a Milwaukee Bucks fan is an act of self harm this year it would seem
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Power and Varia Suit Samus (Metroid Prime) ✨
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Power and Varia Suit Samus (Metroid Prime) ✨
I’m just saying Rosie could rivet the daylights out of me if she wanted to
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’m just saying Rosie could rivet the daylights out of me if she wanted to
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one must imagine kissyphus smooching
December 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
one must imagine kissyphus smooching
Does hello kitty imply the existence of goodbye doggy?
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Does hello kitty imply the existence of goodbye doggy?
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Jurassic Park movies are a lot like Weezer albums in that I no longer have any idea how many there are anymore.
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Jurassic Park movies are a lot like Weezer albums in that I no longer have any idea how many there are anymore.
On second thought if the Celtics can beat the Knicks and the pels can push the wolves to OT it’s not over at all bucks in 6 baybyyhhyyyyyyyyy
I hate to be a doomer about my beloved Milwaukee Bucks but Giannis seemed just straight up angry and dejected at the end of that game and I don’t think it bodes well for this iteration of the bucks.m
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
On second thought if the Celtics can beat the Knicks and the pels can push the wolves to OT it’s not over at all bucks in 6 baybyyhhyyyyyyyyy
Thinking about getting really into collecting beanie babies
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Thinking about getting really into collecting beanie babies
I hate to be a doomer about my beloved Milwaukee Bucks but Giannis seemed just straight up angry and dejected at the end of that game and I don’t think it bodes well for this iteration of the bucks.m
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I hate to be a doomer about my beloved Milwaukee Bucks but Giannis seemed just straight up angry and dejected at the end of that game and I don’t think it bodes well for this iteration of the bucks.m
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I did not have “Sabrina Carpenter calls out White House social media accounts using her copyrighted music for bigoted purposes before Taylor Swift does” on my bingo card.
Good for her.
Good for her.
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I did not have “Sabrina Carpenter calls out White House social media accounts using her copyrighted music for bigoted purposes before Taylor Swift does” on my bingo card.
Good for her.
Good for her.
*scowling at an ad for the Voice* back in my day we had American Idol. They took it away because of woke
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
*scowling at an ad for the Voice* back in my day we had American Idol. They took it away because of woke
Ok I might be losing hope in the bucks fr
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ok I might be losing hope in the bucks fr