Sarah Dauterive
@sarahdauterive2.bsky.social
Libraries, college football, gymnastics, travel, mom. I think that covers it?
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Stayed up way too late to watch just one more episode. This is my participation in the “Me in 2016” trend I suppose, except now I have a baby that wants to eat before 6:00 am. I’m dying.
January 17, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Stayed up way too late to watch just one more episode. This is my participation in the “Me in 2016” trend I suppose, except now I have a baby that wants to eat before 6:00 am. I’m dying.
Can you imagine Ole Miss in the championship game?? My nightmare. Glad that’s over.
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Can you imagine Ole Miss in the championship game?? My nightmare. Glad that’s over.
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"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
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Coaches are now 1-0 after being tased before Bowl Games.
I’m very interested to see how Sonny Cumbie coaches in the Independence Bowl.
We’ve never had coaching stats like “record after being tazed in bowl events.”
We’ve never had coaching stats like “record after being tazed in bowl events.”
December 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Coaches are now 1-0 after being tased before Bowl Games.
Hello from beautiful Shreveport. Let’s go Bulldogs!
December 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hello from beautiful Shreveport. Let’s go Bulldogs!
Let’s goooooo Bulldogs!
Get ready to learn Shreveport folks
It’s Independence Bowl day
It’s Independence Bowl day
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Let’s goooooo Bulldogs!
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I found a child’s tooth in a box I was processing.
I think we need a mega thread of everyone's craziest archive stories.
December 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I found a child’s tooth in a box I was processing.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
Woke up thinking about the guy I watched walk into an airplane bathroom in 2022 wearing a COVID mask but no socks or shoes.
I want that guy to explain how he thinks germs work to me.
I want that guy to explain how he thinks germs work to me.
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Woke up thinking about the guy I watched walk into an airplane bathroom in 2022 wearing a COVID mask but no socks or shoes.
I want that guy to explain how he thinks germs work to me.
I want that guy to explain how he thinks germs work to me.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Best day of the year
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Best day of the year
One part of my job is to read a lot of news, mostly at the state & local level. So I end up follow developing news stories from places I’m not personally connected to.
Which is how I know that Alicia Silverstone is offering a $50,000 reward for info on the 2 kidnapped baby giraffes from Virginia.
Which is how I know that Alicia Silverstone is offering a $50,000 reward for info on the 2 kidnapped baby giraffes from Virginia.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
One part of my job is to read a lot of news, mostly at the state & local level. So I end up follow developing news stories from places I’m not personally connected to.
Which is how I know that Alicia Silverstone is offering a $50,000 reward for info on the 2 kidnapped baby giraffes from Virginia.
Which is how I know that Alicia Silverstone is offering a $50,000 reward for info on the 2 kidnapped baby giraffes from Virginia.
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BOWL ELIGIBLE BULLDOGS BEAT LIBERTY
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
BOWL ELIGIBLE BULLDOGS BEAT LIBERTY
Let’s gooooooo
Liberty blew a 28-7 second half lead to Louisiana Tech, which won in OT to get bowl-eligible. Liberty is now 4-7.
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Let’s gooooooo
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Have we used all letter combos to name pharmaceutical drugs yet? We can’t have more than a handful left.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Have we used all letter combos to name pharmaceutical drugs yet? We can’t have more than a handful left.
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we need a department of kerning
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Tree stars could fix me.
November 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Tree stars could fix me.
If anyone wants to FOIA @evan2atc.bsky.social’s phone for our texts, be prepared for cute kid photos, discussions of toddler poop, and tik toks that trend toward inappropriate.
okay FOIA fam, here's what I sent out the door this AM:
* Contracts/Receipts etc for image-rehab/consulting for Brian Kelly (and potentially other LSU head coaches)
* the text messages for SEC FOOTBALL COACH GROUP TEXT THREAD (if thats real and they're dumb enough to use school phones)
(1/2)
* Contracts/Receipts etc for image-rehab/consulting for Brian Kelly (and potentially other LSU head coaches)
* the text messages for SEC FOOTBALL COACH GROUP TEXT THREAD (if thats real and they're dumb enough to use school phones)
(1/2)
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If anyone wants to FOIA @evan2atc.bsky.social’s phone for our texts, be prepared for cute kid photos, discussions of toddler poop, and tik toks that trend toward inappropriate.
Me when @evan2atc.bsky.social asked if I was proud when the toddler asked to listen to a specific Beyoncé song that we’ve developed a little dance to.
a woman in a tie dye shirt is sitting at a desk with her arms outstretched in front of a snl logo
Alt: Woman with large smile on her face.
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October 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Me when @evan2atc.bsky.social asked if I was proud when the toddler asked to listen to a specific Beyoncé song that we’ve developed a little dance to.
Clanga
Starkville is a cursed, cursed place.
October 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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