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I’m a reasonable man, get off my case.

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November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Which Trump take first?
If Trump take egg, by transitivity Trump take Turkey
Thanksgiving in Donald Trump's America
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You come at the king, you best not miss, Charlie Brown
I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you, Charlie Brown
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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My person was temporarily replaced by a being of pure light roaring "science journalists exist" when I got to this section
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You know who else does a vulgar roast and uses forbidden words?
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Protip for Thanksgiving: Go to the Asian market. Get some MSG. Put it in the gravy. You're welcome
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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"IT'S ABOUT TIME . . . "

"NO FORMAT TONIGHT . . . "

LAS VEGAS
USA // 2002
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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As someone who doesn’t like tom holland’s umbrella, this is my tom hollands umbrella
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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you are in a dark room.
a computer is here.

>use computer

the computer swallows you whole.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Every once in a while I go back and rewatch this performance, and every time I'm glad I did youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y
Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Wasn't able to make it but obviously I'm a fan
Thanks to Dr. Sanjay Srivatasan for speaking at Beer Reviewed Science on Tuesday night! Shoutout to @obecbrewing for hosting us once again.

Stay tuned for our next BRS in January, featuring Dr. Srivatsan’s wife, Katya!
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Hadley Wickham made a GenZ version of dplyr 😂

hadley.github.io/genzplyr/
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Find yourself a bigoted autocratic war criminal who looks at you blah blah blah
Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Members of the Supreme Court are taking gifts from billionaires out in the open, but hey at least this guy was fired for wearing an Elvis wig www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...
Judge who wore Elvis wig in court agrees to resign
Matthew E.P. Thornhill is also accused of playing Elvis songs on his phone and asking litigants and witnesses if they wanted Presley’s music to be played as they were being sworn in.
www.seattletimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The real issue, IMO, is neither education nor tools. It’s that the numbers don’t matter. We quantify reality with numbers that don’t matter. It’s hard to care about 7 ooglebliks plus or minus 2 ooglebliks if nobody gives a fuck what an oogleblik is
This is an education problem, not a tool problem; and we don't want people simply moving from thinking p-values are magic to thinking confidence intervals are.
Next: Geoff Cumming @thenewstats.bsky.social with 'Statistical significance and p values: The researcher’s heroin'
* p values are highly unrealiable - don't trust them, don't use them!
www.thenewstatistics.com
tiny.cc/osfsigroulette
#IRICSydney
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Impact on your field is a universal standard for professional evaluation in academia. Your employer credits you when external colleagues cite your work, choose you for leadership, etc. They absolutely should hold you accountable for negative impacts on your field as well
I think this misses a key part of how academia works in practice. He’s a senior colleague (not at her university) who would have influence over her career. He also described himself as a mentor. You don’t need to be at someone’s institution (in academia) to hold power over someone’s career.
I have no sympathy for any of Summers’ comments. But universities should not cut ties with people whose comments and/or private associations they find odious, even when they are right. If he violated either the law or university regulations, fine. Otherwise, not so much.
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Seahawks would've won if they'd put in Sam Darnold instead of Sam Darnold
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Sam DARNIT
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Dave Portnoy is a deeply unpleasant person, and in that sense is the perfect spokesman for sports betting
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"and an otherwise normal life" made me chuckle
Trump un-endorses Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM