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Mark
@samueltwain.bsky.social
Haunts of ancient peace
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It straight up varies bro
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
All Day Permanent Breakfast
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just listened to the Replacements for like three hours while doing yardwork…sincerity levels absolutely redlined
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
lol I deserve this
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Making the Maggie Zhu duck today. Haters fleeing my path like leaves before the storm.
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Going with Big Lebowski. Need a win.
We’re 0 for 3 on the last few movies we’ve watched. Need something foolproof; I don’t have time for this shit.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I am Jack’s seedless salute
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can’t find the prompt but my go to weird fact is that Jonathan Swift coined the name Vanessa
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Check this out
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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well, this clock's shit got serious in a hurry
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I love getting the CPSC recall digest and finding out about the insane products that get greenlit and that people apparently buy
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Watched The Phoenician Scheme. Definitely “too much,” and not nearly funny enough to make up for it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
People don’t brandish their credit card at cashiers and say “charge it!” with a smile of gleeful abandon anymore
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
over fifty years since the oval office has seen such a historic meeting of a canny political operator and a washed-up entertainer
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Mix I made twenty years ago that’s become a pre-thanksgiving tradition #cdfriday
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
🎶 under mi seollengtang
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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“Dead Internet” doesn’t begin to describe the necrotic efflorescences we see today
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Very nice to hear the Bussard collection is getting a digital home
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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let's hear what the man who ruined everything has to say
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
posting-speak has got me omitting commas I should not omit irl
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Baba O’Riley episode really is the finest piece of pop criticism made in this benighted century
Started Joe Pera again
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I used to think it was really pathetic to force your kids to fulfill your dreams for you...but now that I’ve wasted my life I kind of see the appeal
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM