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Gromit
@samsgromit.bsky.social
he/him Life companion of @scsmith4.bsky.social. Likes: Ribena, baking, reading. Dislikes: Being climbed on by small polar bears. V thinkful for a small dog.
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hmmm. what to say to a new platform? er... hello?

i am an ace panromantic small ginger dog who likes biscuits, reading, occasional day trips, and good cups of tea. i am learning german very slowly.

there is probably more but that is a start.
this is why we sit nice and close to her on the sofa, so she cannot see what we are up to quite so clearly.
Taking my specs off to try to gauge whether these screws are the same kind of size as the arm screws makes me realise how much my close vision has changed in the past couple of years.

Thank goodness I have two pairs. Can't imagine trying to repair either without the others to see what I'm doing.
Not poppy seeds, but the =cutest= little screws! For attaching a keyboard inside a laptop #Fixit
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
hatch is a most excellent chap. worth the admission price alone.
Have you seen our dog?

If not, you should, he's awesome!

'Hatch', a terrier/whippet cross, was found outside the carpenter's cabin, and was the ship's ratter. He was also a good boy. Yes, he was.

#Museum30 #animal

Find out more - maryrose.org/meet-the-cre...
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
*looks out of window*
*burrows back under blanket pile*
i preferred it being crispy cold.
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
"this is why it has taken me three goes to get past the first bit of patterning, g," she says. "please stop trying to help."
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
it is a month until sams birthday. which may explain why she came back from getting the milk with some extra strong cheddar "for the xmas cheese stars", a stollen, and two blocks of butter ("if you buy one extra each visit you never have to worry about people rush buying").
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
sam sam sam! hurry up and finish knitting my new jumper!
Didn’t expect that this morning!
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
sam is doing a couple of overnight shifts. she was pondering taking in the knitting she has been working on to keep her entertained during the quiet bits, "but last time i did that they caught osama bin laden". mebbe i could do some for her as a nice surprise.
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my own history is only known as far back as asda 1995.
Our dogs' diversity can be traced back to the Stone Age
A new study suggests their physical transformation began much earlier than we previously thought.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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#fabulamurina (mouse story) 471
cave! dracunculus terribilis alas scorteas plaudit et flammam exhalat (Beware! The terrible dragon is flapping its leathery wings and breathing out flames).
noli te vexare, Silvius musculus est (Don't worry, it's Silvius the little mouse)!
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i wonder if this means there will be pretty sky lights over the ducks tonight? i will get out my big coat just in case.
We have upgraded our geomagnetic forecast today (12 November 2025) to the highest intensity level amid an ongoing solar storm.

Current predictions suggest that the activity will result in potentially the largest solar storm to hit our planet in over two decades.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
til i have an 18 inch chest and tummy. i had to put up with a lot of being tickled and having my feet played with while we measured.
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
bum. mum and dad are not coming to visit tomorrow after all. and yet sam is still talking about making sure they get their baking!
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
erm. has anyone seen a sam? or a flopsy? they are nowhere in the flat and i thought she was off work this week.
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
apparently we are getting two types of swirly bun this week! the cardamom ones are puffing up before they go in the oven today, and sam says we will get cinnamon ones on friday.
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
excellent news for small dogs.
Getting major jumper envy? Don’t worry, we have it in human and even dog sizes this year! 🎁

Find our Christmas jumper in-store and online: brnw.ch/21wXblO
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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I've got the
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
yes
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
we are all in shock.
I've somehow run out of flour. This is supposed to be impossible. I always have at least two spare bags in the cupboard!
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
LOOKIT THE TINY VAMPIRE KITTY!
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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This is delightful.
Halloween is almost upon us so I'm going to post some MONSTERS! Here's one of my contributions to the themonsterproject.org, a project where kids create hundreds of monsters & artists from all over the world put their spin on them.

This was 2017 & the original artist is Reagan!

#monster #3d #art
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
now you know what tog looks like when they have a snack
This is Hemlock. He chews in fast forward. 12/10 (TT: tooba.and.the.spots)
October 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
one of our friends from home has a small cow called moo who looks quite like this. i should get in touch to see how they are doing.
A wide-eyed dairy cow named Arthur is the mascot of Kagamiishi Town, Fukushima.
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
CAYK TUNNEL! CAYK TUNNEL! extra sticky spicy gooey gingerbread available now!
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ok, who inspired sam to put on BIG NOISY MUSIC?
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
when we go back to fishbourne, with tog for the twangdibulator and spare sunnies for me just in case, i would like to meet huxley and ask if he can reenact this obvious-important-archaeological-research look.
#SundayHuxley this week is a vintage pic of the day he discovered mud.
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM