Sam Kemmer
@samkemmer.bsky.social
Parent, husband, owner & chief noisy person at Against the Grain in Edinburgh. Also like pro wrestling, fitba, punk/metal/hardcore and great food & drink.
I'll take it. Sure we could have won, but with the injuries, that's still a pretty great result.
Reckon it's time to start Kerjota & give Kyzi a rest. Let him get some extra finishing practice in.
Reckon it's time to start Kerjota & give Kyzi a rest. Let him get some extra finishing practice in.
January 25, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I'll take it. Sure we could have won, but with the injuries, that's still a pretty great result.
Reckon it's time to start Kerjota & give Kyzi a rest. Let him get some extra finishing practice in.
Reckon it's time to start Kerjota & give Kyzi a rest. Let him get some extra finishing practice in.
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A world cup boycott is essential. No sanewashing this insanity. Stay away and fuck up Fifa as well.
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
January 24, 2026 at 8:37 PM
A world cup boycott is essential. No sanewashing this insanity. Stay away and fuck up Fifa as well.
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I've got myself a life coach - he's a smaller, inflatable coach in case my regular coach hits an iceberg.
January 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I've got myself a life coach - he's a smaller, inflatable coach in case my regular coach hits an iceberg.
Love how we've chosen a pic that makes Marc look like a right hard, angry bastard. Looks like he's been signed solely to punt McGregor in the nuts on Sunday.
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Love how we've chosen a pic that makes Marc look like a right hard, angry bastard. Looks like he's been signed solely to punt McGregor in the nuts on Sunday.
Managed to snag a ticket for
Tynecastle tonight - whoah, the place was rocking. Siege mentality has well & truly kicked in, but unlike Sunday we responded to the red by playing some of our best football of the season. Milne and Shankland ran themselves into the ground. Just hope Cammy's OK.
Tynecastle tonight - whoah, the place was rocking. Siege mentality has well & truly kicked in, but unlike Sunday we responded to the red by playing some of our best football of the season. Milne and Shankland ran themselves into the ground. Just hope Cammy's OK.
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Managed to snag a ticket for
Tynecastle tonight - whoah, the place was rocking. Siege mentality has well & truly kicked in, but unlike Sunday we responded to the red by playing some of our best football of the season. Milne and Shankland ran themselves into the ground. Just hope Cammy's OK.
Tynecastle tonight - whoah, the place was rocking. Siege mentality has well & truly kicked in, but unlike Sunday we responded to the red by playing some of our best football of the season. Milne and Shankland ran themselves into the ground. Just hope Cammy's OK.
Craig Gordon, oh my word. Is that the best save I've ever seen?
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Craig Gordon, oh my word. Is that the best save I've ever seen?
Anyone blaming the ref if this goes wrong for Hearts, needs to give their head a wobble. We've been utter dogshit - route one football & looking scared stupid both on & off the ball. Pressure is showing on this team & it's up to McInness to get them performing again.
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Anyone blaming the ref if this goes wrong for Hearts, needs to give their head a wobble. We've been utter dogshit - route one football & looking scared stupid both on & off the ball. Pressure is showing on this team & it's up to McInness to get them performing again.
Fuck me, Dexter's just got to the bit in Thud! where Vimes blindly reads Where's My Cow? to young Sam even though he's miles away & underground. I managed to explain why this hits so hard when you're a parent - without bawling my eyes out! 😭😭😭
January 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Fuck me, Dexter's just got to the bit in Thud! where Vimes blindly reads Where's My Cow? to young Sam even though he's miles away & underground. I managed to explain why this hits so hard when you're a parent - without bawling my eyes out! 😭😭😭
What I love about that Celtic result is not that I genuinely think we're winning the league - but that it does the wee team out of saying they cost us our place at the top. They'd have been *praying* Celtic got 6 from 6 before we next play 😂
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What I love about that Celtic result is not that I genuinely think we're winning the league - but that it does the wee team out of saying they cost us our place at the top. They'd have been *praying* Celtic got 6 from 6 before we next play 😂
He's only gone & wrapped all Rebecca's presents WITH A FULL DAY TO SPARE!
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December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
He's only gone & wrapped all Rebecca's presents WITH A FULL DAY TO SPARE!
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We'd better brace ourselves for the ref giving them EVERYTHING second half. You don't rattle the mafia this much without some serious pushback.
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We'd better brace ourselves for the ref giving them EVERYTHING second half. You don't rattle the mafia this much without some serious pushback.
This game's starting to look like it's got 'late equaliser' written all over it. Get a second & put it to bed Hearts, please.
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This game's starting to look like it's got 'late equaliser' written all over it. Get a second & put it to bed Hearts, please.
Wow. Two screens in a Morningside side pub devoted to EPL pish while an Edinburgh team is actually live on sky. Didn't want to drink in yer shitey boozer anyway.
December 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Wow. Two screens in a Morningside side pub devoted to EPL pish while an Edinburgh team is actually live on sky. Didn't want to drink in yer shitey boozer anyway.
A brilliant long read. It's easy to poke fun at the macho posturing element of 'Bazball', but this expertly breaks down the cultish nature of the McCullum/Stokes regime.
The Ashes are not yet over, but Bazball most emphatically is
Bazball is dead (even if England aren't quite yet)
Doubt has flooded the environment as the Stokes-McCullum cult credo reaches its fiery endgame
www.espncricinfo.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A brilliant long read. It's easy to poke fun at the macho posturing element of 'Bazball', but this expertly breaks down the cultish nature of the McCullum/Stokes regime.
Only one beer will do for tree-decorating night 🎄🎅
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Only one beer will do for tree-decorating night 🎄🎅
Good value for the lead I reckon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Good value for the lead I reckon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social hope someone at Taskmaster asked your blessing before ripping off 'FAQ for the D O'D' during the intro tonight?!
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social hope someone at Taskmaster asked your blessing before ripping off 'FAQ for the D O'D' during the intro tonight?!
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Mystery Wrestling is too dumb to be AI.
Support human beings at MysteryWrestling.con
Support human beings at MysteryWrestling.con
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Mystery Wrestling is too dumb to be AI.
Support human beings at MysteryWrestling.con
Support human beings at MysteryWrestling.con
A (perhaps rare) positive of being middle-aged is going to gigs solo. Sam in his 30s would have been cripplingly self-conscious - Sam in his late 40s does not give a fuck. Paradise Lost in Glasgow tonight. Love it.
October 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A (perhaps rare) positive of being middle-aged is going to gigs solo. Sam in his 30s would have been cripplingly self-conscious - Sam in his late 40s does not give a fuck. Paradise Lost in Glasgow tonight. Love it.
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Really enjoying the Riyadh Comedy Festival, guys. Don’t know why it’s getting so much bad press. The audiences are loving it. Absolutely laughing their heads on.
September 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Really enjoying the Riyadh Comedy Festival, guys. Don’t know why it’s getting so much bad press. The audiences are loving it. Absolutely laughing their heads on.
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A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
The wee man chose the game against the Hibs community team to open his account for the season. Two goals in five minutes. What a way to spend a Sunday morning 😁
September 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The wee man chose the game against the Hibs community team to open his account for the season. Two goals in five minutes. What a way to spend a Sunday morning 😁
Gobsmacked by that result - but have always wanted to see Stat get a run with the belt. Hope she crushes it #AEWAllout
September 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Gobsmacked by that result - but have always wanted to see Stat get a run with the belt. Hope she crushes it #AEWAllout
Hard to conjure up the storyline rage at the end of that coffin match - Pac is a huuuge favourite & it's great to see him back #AEWAllout
September 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hard to conjure up the storyline rage at the end of that coffin match - Pac is a huuuge favourite & it's great to see him back #AEWAllout
Okada/Takeshita/Dorada MOTN so far for me. Dorada shines & Kazu-Take chemistry off the frickin chart #AEWAllout
September 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Okada/Takeshita/Dorada MOTN so far for me. Dorada shines & Kazu-Take chemistry off the frickin chart #AEWAllout