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by far the worst part of my job is that I actually find myself longing for github actions
me: cancel the build
github: can't
me: why
github: it hasn't started
me: so?
github: so I can't cancel it
me: bu-
github: it's not that complicated
February 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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I love reading these announcements because Bluesky pushes out a really wonderful feature and then the comments are all people mad because it's not the specific thing they wanted

Fuck off
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"What the fuck?" (usually to myself)
"Still chugging along" (most common to others)
Without making your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"It's neat, I like it, check it out."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Countersigned document is attached."
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Have you seen the new blog post? It's on pckt. It's literally on bsky. It's a standard dot site record. It's literally on Offprint. You can probably find it on Margin. Dude it's on your pds. It's a Leaflet original. Go to atproto. Dive into atproto. Atproto has it for you. Atproto has it for you.
February 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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$ jj describe -m "Hello, world!"
February 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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i spent a lot of time in the lab on this one crafting a take to make a certain kind of nerd mad enough that they'll have a heart attack, hope everyone appreciates my efforts
August 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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i've been replaying a little bit of baldur's gate 3 and it's crazy how good this game is. imagine how great it could be if they had used an actually good ruleset, like 4th edition
August 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM