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free palestine 🇵🇸
is it weird that seattle is my second favorite sports city?
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Fuck Puka, fuck McVay, fuck Verse, fuck Matt Stafford and his maga ass wife. May a sinkhole envelop SoFi stadium and rid us of this shit hole team forever.
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Sam Darnold has reached a Super Bowl before:

Lamar Jackson
Josh Allen
Justin Herbert
Dak Prescott
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
wow what a game. guess it’s safe now for me to say
1) I’ve always thought Matt Stafford was pretty ugly &
2) Sean McVay scares me …
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Stafford has veneers…right?
January 26, 2026 at 2:21 AM
no resurrection or magellan on here is INSANE to me but still an absolute joy, as always :)
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 PM
ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE (WH)NINERS
January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
every time I see praise for this film I feel absolutely CRAZY 😭 definitely the worst thing I saw in 2025 and up there for worst of the 2020s. incredibly cliche dialogue, zero perspective, and “yes king, give us nothing” performances. I can NOT be the only one…
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
PLEASANTLY surprised by José González’s beautiful rendition of one of my favorite all time songs breaking the top 100 #xpncountdown
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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If you know you know #XPNCountdown
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media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
didn’t know I needed this version of The Promise in my life but WOW #xpncountdown
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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good morning. gameday morning. let’s scalp a ginger today. go birds.
October 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
how can you not be rooting for the mariners with who we have left

🔱💩
October 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Cooper DeJean can't look down at a player while stepping over him but Baker Mayfield can go up to Quinyon Mitchell to talk trash and that's not a penalty?
September 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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An absolute “Fuck You” drive from Jalen Hurts.
September 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
why tf is a British artist playing a halftime show in Dublin 🤡
September 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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GO BIRDS FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE
September 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
CHOMP CHOMP MOTHER FUCKERS
April 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Me: “nick hit one for the death of our country”
Casty: “bet”
April 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
GO BIRDS BLUESKY IVE BARELY GOTTEN ANY WORK DONE TODAY & I SPRAINED MY ANKLE ON BROAD ST BUT I WOULDN’T TRADE LAST NIGHT FOR ANYTHING !!!!!
February 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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MAN.
February 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
KEEP LUKA CHUBBY LA
February 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
what is with all these football guys being jesus freaks
January 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
January 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
quick someone please tell me why I shouldn’t be scared of the Rams next week 😬
January 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM