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HurkaDoesSports

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Philly sports. Enjoyer of pro wrestling and MMA. Ordained minister, leader of Church of Gritty. I will perform your wedding if you ask nice.

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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · Aug 13

Rent has been paid for the month, but a little help is still needed for bills, primarily the power. Please take a look, help if you can, and share. Thank you.

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Donate to Support a Family Facing Homelessness, organized by David Hurka

Hello, and thank you for looking at my page. Two months ago, I lost my job due to cor… David Hurka needs your support for Support a Family Facing Homelessness

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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 7h

I prefer Fizzbitch

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 7h

IT'S CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 11h

Update: front driver's side tire is flat. Roadside assistance is going to come out and help put the donut on. Fun.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 21h

Good. No one gets to be happy this week.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 1d

If you've already helped me out, thank you. It means more to me than you'll ever know.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 1d

Good news: I had a good job interview today.

Bad news: While doing gig work today, the one of my tires started going flat. Couldn't see anything when I got home in the dark. We'll see what it looks like tomorrow.

If you can help out, it would be amazing. Thank you all.

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Donate to Asking for help in a tough time, organized by David Hurka

Hello, and thank you for looking at my page. Two months ago, I lost my job due to corporat… David Hurka needs your support for Asking for help in a tough time

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 1d

Can't wait to see it.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 1d

They've tied the high water mark for their franchise. They've never won three games in an ALCS. Every win after this is a new franchise best.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 1d

The Mariners are two wins away from their first World Series appearance EVER ‼️

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 1d

Well, the locker room vibes can't be good right now.

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 1d

Veteran pass rusher Za’Darius Smith has retired, he announced.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

The 61 yard field goal was amazing, but this was the game where I truly started to believe.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

At least the Cowboys are miserable too.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

But, didn't Apple just take down an app that lets us know where ICE is all the time?

Oh, we're in the worst timeline.

onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

we need to abolish this shit

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

You have one more job, Milwaukee.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

So when a goalie doesn't want to give up a goal, they should just throw themselves into the closest opposing player. Cool. Got it.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

ACAB also includes hockey officials.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 3d

I don't think that person is feeling anything.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 3d

Yep, absolutely a Mariners fan for the rest of the playoffs.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 3d

Turns out that extra inning elimination games are really fun when your team isn't involved.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, that's an all timer of a day too.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 4d

Even fucking math hates Philly.

Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 4d

Mathematically you have to marvel at the improbable ratio

Philadelphia losing three different sports by a 2:1 score ratio

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 4d

Sister Jean is gone too? This day was terrible.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 4d

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 4d

Give me a Cubs-Mariners World Series. That would be fun.

This means we're getting Dodgers-Tigers, of course.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 4d

I think I need to take a week off from sports. Time to go deliver food all weekend!

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 4d

Plus a bunch of players and staff on the Phillies.