Shana
@shanamd.bsky.social
Packers | Phils | Paralegal | Cat mom 😻 | Temple Alum | I swear a lot. | she/her
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This is what Bill Clinton saw, y’all.
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This is what Bill Clinton saw, y’all.
If I say something about offing myself, it’s because I’m watching the Phillies.
Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If I say something about offing myself, it’s because I’m watching the Phillies.
Turkey looks like shit. Mac and cheese has no cheese and looks like shit. Cranberry sauce not in the shape of a can? Get the fuck outta here.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Turkey looks like shit. Mac and cheese has no cheese and looks like shit. Cranberry sauce not in the shape of a can? Get the fuck outta here.
Maybe she knew I was going to eat a gummy tonight 👀
My mother sent me home with a quarter of a cake and the equivalent of one entire pie (pumpkin, apple, and some cheesecake)
Why does she buy so many damn desserts.
Why does she buy so many damn desserts.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Maybe she knew I was going to eat a gummy tonight 👀
Does a Pope from the US go home for thanksgiving or…?
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Does a Pope from the US go home for thanksgiving or…?
Then I get home to find my disposal not working and my sink is leaking 🫠
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Then I get home to find my disposal not working and my sink is leaking 🫠
Seems low.
@shanamd.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,186 profanities in their last 7,154 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (216 times)
🥈 "fucking" (161 times)
🥉 "shit" (152 times)
🥇 "fuck" (216 times)
🥈 "fucking" (161 times)
🥉 "shit" (152 times)
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Seems low.
My mother sent me home with a quarter of a cake and the equivalent of one entire pie (pumpkin, apple, and some cheesecake)
Why does she buy so many damn desserts.
Why does she buy so many damn desserts.
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My mother sent me home with a quarter of a cake and the equivalent of one entire pie (pumpkin, apple, and some cheesecake)
Why does she buy so many damn desserts.
Why does she buy so many damn desserts.
Okay fine I’ll ask @profanity.accountant how many times I’ve sworn.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Okay fine I’ll ask @profanity.accountant how many times I’ve sworn.
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Now that we’re past Thanksgiving (dinner), here’s a Christmas meme:
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Now that we’re past Thanksgiving (dinner), here’s a Christmas meme:
1. Eddington. Fucking autocorrect.
2. That’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back. What the fuck was that.
2. That’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back. What the fuck was that.
Watching Essington and I gotta say, Joaquin Phoenix plays a very believable Covid denying anti-masker.
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
1. Eddington. Fucking autocorrect.
2. That’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back. What the fuck was that.
2. That’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back. What the fuck was that.
Watching Essington and I gotta say, Joaquin Phoenix plays a very believable Covid denying anti-masker.
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Watching Essington and I gotta say, Joaquin Phoenix plays a very believable Covid denying anti-masker.
And now, Go Birds.
Fuck the Bears.
Fuck the Bears.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
And now, Go Birds.
Fuck the Bears.
Fuck the Bears.
Parsons and Love better get turkey legs.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Parsons and Love better get turkey legs.
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Only one player has recorded 12+ sacks in each of his first five seasons since they became an official stat in 1982: Micah Parsons.
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
I’m thankful for Micah Parsons.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m thankful for Micah Parsons.
“I want a moka pot for Christmas” she said.
Is it too late to tell my mom I want a new Packers jersey?
Is it too late to tell my mom I want a new Packers jersey?
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“I want a moka pot for Christmas” she said.
Is it too late to tell my mom I want a new Packers jersey?
Is it too late to tell my mom I want a new Packers jersey?
lol at the sad lions fans
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
lol at the sad lions fans
Love seeing a Temple alum in an ad. Hi Dion Dawkins!
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Love seeing a Temple alum in an ad. Hi Dion Dawkins!
Shoulda known they’d bring out Eminem.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Shoulda known they’d bring out Eminem.
Her tribal ID. meaning she is a NATIVE AMERICAN.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck ICE.
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Her tribal ID. meaning she is a NATIVE AMERICAN.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck ICE.
Shut UP tom Brady. “He didn’t get enough on it” that ball was perfectly thrown.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Shut UP tom Brady. “He didn’t get enough on it” that ball was perfectly thrown.