Shana
@shanamd.bsky.social
Packers | Phils | Paralegal | Cat mom 😻 | Temple Alum | I swear a lot. | she/her
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What the fuck is this statement about the shooting.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What the fuck is this statement about the shooting.
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The last thing your civil rights see:
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The last thing your civil rights see:
Inquirer article about Dalessandro's getting a bib gourmand has a photo of Ben Simmons and Jimmy Fallon eating one on his show, and if there's anything that'll keep me away from that place, it's that photo.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Inquirer article about Dalessandro's getting a bib gourmand has a photo of Ben Simmons and Jimmy Fallon eating one on his show, and if there's anything that'll keep me away from that place, it's that photo.
noooooo, not the powerhouse of the cell!
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
noooooo, not the powerhouse of the cell!
"get us cookies. get us a digital meat thermometer"
why don't i just give you my whole paycheck???
This is a joke and gives me a reason to go to wegmans on my way to my parents'.
why don't i just give you my whole paycheck???
This is a joke and gives me a reason to go to wegmans on my way to my parents'.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"get us cookies. get us a digital meat thermometer"
why don't i just give you my whole paycheck???
This is a joke and gives me a reason to go to wegmans on my way to my parents'.
why don't i just give you my whole paycheck???
This is a joke and gives me a reason to go to wegmans on my way to my parents'.
Nothing more anxiety inducing than going into a parking garage in a rental car. WHY are the ramps so NARROW
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Nothing more anxiety inducing than going into a parking garage in a rental car. WHY are the ramps so NARROW
It was $80, but I also got a onesie that says “freshly baked”
Can’t wait to stop at Levain and drop $700 on cookies because I told my mom I was getting some for my friend that just had a baby. “Bring us some” 😩
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It was $80, but I also got a onesie that says “freshly baked”
Can’t wait to stop at Levain and drop $700 on cookies because I told my mom I was getting some for my friend that just had a baby. “Bring us some” 😩
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Can’t wait to stop at Levain and drop $700 on cookies because I told my mom I was getting some for my friend that just had a baby. “Bring us some” 😩
Just saw a post from the Post that had a list of 9 of the country’s best sports cities and Philly wasn’t on the list????? Fraudulent.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Just saw a post from the Post that had a list of 9 of the country’s best sports cities and Philly wasn’t on the list????? Fraudulent.
Y’all are really missing out on grape pie.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Y’all are really missing out on grape pie.
People may hate on Baltimore on this list, but if money were no object, I’d be there eating crabs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
People may hate on Baltimore on this list, but if money were no object, I’d be there eating crabs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Playing a fun game. "Did my boss make toast while I was zoned out or am I having a stroke?"
It's probably the former.
It's probably the former.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Playing a fun game. "Did my boss make toast while I was zoned out or am I having a stroke?"
It's probably the former.
It's probably the former.
Thinking of what I want to do for a Christmas card this year is going to be tough. Like these will never be topped. And now they all have to involve my cats, who are so very uncooperative.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Thinking of what I want to do for a Christmas card this year is going to be tough. Like these will never be topped. And now they all have to involve my cats, who are so very uncooperative.
Here’s the cat that was MIA during my wisdom tooth recovery….right before she drooled on me.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Here’s the cat that was MIA during my wisdom tooth recovery….right before she drooled on me.
Sister sent the sibling group chat some meme about which family member she'd call if she needed to hide a body. I did not win. "Shana would crack."
If by "crack," you mean immediately call the police, sure. Don't involve me in your shit.
If by "crack," you mean immediately call the police, sure. Don't involve me in your shit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sister sent the sibling group chat some meme about which family member she'd call if she needed to hide a body. I did not win. "Shana would crack."
If by "crack," you mean immediately call the police, sure. Don't involve me in your shit.
If by "crack," you mean immediately call the police, sure. Don't involve me in your shit.
“Use a syringe to get the food out of the socket” she says.
THEY DIDNT GIVE ME ONE.
THEY DIDNT GIVE ME ONE.
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“Use a syringe to get the food out of the socket” she says.
THEY DIDNT GIVE ME ONE.
THEY DIDNT GIVE ME ONE.
@dsaraiya.bsky.social love this month’s print! Also, David Baldacci! If you haven’t read A Calamity of Souls, add it to the pile of books haunting you. It is SO good.
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
@dsaraiya.bsky.social love this month’s print! Also, David Baldacci! If you haven’t read A Calamity of Souls, add it to the pile of books haunting you. It is SO good.
Just jammin’ on septa.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just jammin’ on septa.
My IG algorithm REALLY wants me to go to Wisconsin.
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My IG algorithm REALLY wants me to go to Wisconsin.
I WOULD DIE FOR THAT DOG.
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I WOULD DIE FOR THAT DOG.
I have bread stuck in my tooth hole, so that's fun.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I have bread stuck in my tooth hole, so that's fun.
This dude is still going on about this? “Come to the airport early to sit around for hours before you sit around for hours in a tin can in the sky. but like can you at least wear jeans?” Fuck off, bro.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This dude is still going on about this? “Come to the airport early to sit around for hours before you sit around for hours in a tin can in the sky. but like can you at least wear jeans?” Fuck off, bro.
I haven’t had a tastykake pie in forever because of my tooth sensitivity. That streak ends today with a French apple. 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I haven’t had a tastykake pie in forever because of my tooth sensitivity. That streak ends today with a French apple. 🥰