@saltylazarus.bsky.social
Decided to give this a go, something tells me I won't get suspended on here. Boston born and bred, big hockey and football fan even though the Patriots suck now.Trump fucking blows.. I swear a lot, I like fucking with scammers, you’ve been warned..
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I made the switch from Twitter, I used to be Uncle Salty, Salty Lazarus, Qtipanon, was my latest incarnation. I still have my account on there, but that fucking donkey Musk has me buried deep in nowhere land. Some of you might remember me, most probably not .😂😂
Some fucking stiff walking around in BJ’s parking lot in shorts and flip flops like it’s the middle of fucking July..
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Some fucking stiff walking around in BJ’s parking lot in shorts and flip flops like it’s the middle of fucking July..
The heated steering wheel and seats are the greatest inventions in the history of man…
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The heated steering wheel and seats are the greatest inventions in the history of man…
Jeez.. Even Richard Nixon only had one wife..
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Jeez.. Even Richard Nixon only had one wife..
Putin pulls a Stalin on US delegation team today, then goes full Molotov on them… Nyet, nyet, nyet… No! I say No!!
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Putin pulls a Stalin on US delegation team today, then goes full Molotov on them… Nyet, nyet, nyet… No! I say No!!
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Does Sleeping Donald use autopen??
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Does Sleeping Donald use autopen??
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"Measles & Polio Down In The Schoolyard"; by The Marsh Family
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"Measles and Polio Down in the Schoolyard" - Marsh Family parody of Paul Simon "Me and Julio" on RFK
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December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Measles & Polio Down In The Schoolyard"; by The Marsh Family
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Music Paridy
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I’ve really done myself in this time..😂😂😬
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’ve really done myself in this time..😂😂😬
Working in the city today, what snow??
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Working in the city today, what snow??
Back in the day Ms Salty and daughter would get up at 2am on Black Friday to get the “best deals” at wherever the fuck they were going to. Now it consists of getting up late and shopping on the laptop while a furious exchange of texts between the two of them goes on for hours. While I read the paper
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Back in the day Ms Salty and daughter would get up at 2am on Black Friday to get the “best deals” at wherever the fuck they were going to. Now it consists of getting up late and shopping on the laptop while a furious exchange of texts between the two of them goes on for hours. While I read the paper
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I’m more impressed by someone who still has their Christmas tree up in February than someone who puts their decorations up before Thanksgiving..
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m more impressed by someone who still has their Christmas tree up in February than someone who puts their decorations up before Thanksgiving..
I’m more impressed by someone who still has their Christmas tree up in February than someone who puts their decorations up before Thanksgiving..
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m more impressed by someone who still has their Christmas tree up in February than someone who puts their decorations up before Thanksgiving..
I haven’t been to Vermont in maybe 20 years and I forgot that there’s absolutely nothing up here, but it’s nice though..
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I haven’t been to Vermont in maybe 20 years and I forgot that there’s absolutely nothing up here, but it’s nice though..
Essex River Junction Vt via Manchester NH. Gotta love it!!💰🍻
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Essex River Junction Vt via Manchester NH. Gotta love it!!💰🍻
Got the day off from work, so of course I rented myself for cash to another company for the day..
a man in a cowboy hat talks to another man with the words " for the good old american " above him
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat talks to another man with the words " for the good old american " above him
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November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Got the day off from work, so of course I rented myself for cash to another company for the day..
It ain’t like the old days (the only thing I miss about my old job) but a fast $250 is better than nothing!!🍻🍻
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It ain’t like the old days (the only thing I miss about my old job) but a fast $250 is better than nothing!!🍻🍻
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the proper response to Donny's unhinged posts is 'shut the fuck up, Piggy'
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
the proper response to Donny's unhinged posts is 'shut the fuck up, Piggy'
I kinda miss the snarky broad accounts on Twitter, there must’ve been a million of them falling all over themselves saying the dumbest fucking shit for likes and attention. Then get indignant over someone questioning their “abilities”…
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I kinda miss the snarky broad accounts on Twitter, there must’ve been a million of them falling all over themselves saying the dumbest fucking shit for likes and attention. Then get indignant over someone questioning their “abilities”…
The 8 minute commute to work this morning really pissed me the fuck off..
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The 8 minute commute to work this morning really pissed me the fuck off..
Is MTG a fucking pig? Of course she is. Do I want someone like her unleashed on a bigger fucking pig in Trump? Of course I do. You have to fight fire with fire people, use her until we don’t need her anymore…
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Is MTG a fucking pig? Of course she is. Do I want someone like her unleashed on a bigger fucking pig in Trump? Of course I do. You have to fight fire with fire people, use her until we don’t need her anymore…
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I haven’t been this excited about taking Trump down since Mueller testified before Congress and we all know how that turned out, so I gotta scale it back a little bit and see what happens..
a group of people are standing on a set of stairs in a room .
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November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I haven’t been this excited about taking Trump down since Mueller testified before Congress and we all know how that turned out, so I gotta scale it back a little bit and see what happens..
Even if the House and Senate Republicans finally grow some balls and turn on Trump, he will never even consider doing the right thing and resigning for the good of the country. He doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself and will take everyone he can down with him. They’ll take him out in cuffs.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Even if the House and Senate Republicans finally grow some balls and turn on Trump, he will never even consider doing the right thing and resigning for the good of the country. He doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself and will take everyone he can down with him. They’ll take him out in cuffs.