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Decided to give this a go, something tells me I won't get suspended on here. Boston born and bred, big hockey and football fan even though the Patriots suck now.Trump fucking blows.. I swear a lot, I like fucking with scammers, you’ve been warned..

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · Nov 11

I made the switch from Twitter, I used to be Uncle Salty, Salty Lazarus, Qtipanon, was my latest incarnation. I still have my account on there, but that fucking donkey Musk has me buried deep in nowhere land. Some of you might remember me, most probably not .😂😂

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𝗖𝗮𝗽𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗱 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗮𝗵 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 21h

Uhhh...yeah.

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 21h

I’m with you Shanny!!

saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 21h

What a shame… My dick is fine thank you. But my new deck is really big..

saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 21h

You’d fit right in Salem now, trust me…😂😏

saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 21h

New deck coming along nicely, my little slice of America..

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

Ewwww..😂😂

saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

Yep..

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

Lucky break, sort of speak..😂😂

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

How about whipping up a little blood pudding and haagis lad??

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

Good night…

saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

I’m here for you ..😂😂😏❤️

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

But i’m already falling apart… Wait! What??

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

Where are you going, Boston??😂😏

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

I never thought of that!! Air traffic controllers work for the FAA right?

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

I believe it’s because of the shitty weather we’ve had since Sunday, but i’d say you did..😂

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

Sooo much winning..😬

saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 1d

I wouldn’t want to be flying outta Boston on United Airlines tonight, every flight is 1+1/2 or 2 hours late for departure right now..😬😬

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 2d

I put the effort into it Willie!!😂😂

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 2d

As a matter of fact… Yes!!

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 2d

The sun will rise
The sun will set
And i’ll eat lunch

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 2d

That’s enough for me, i’m convinced..😂😏

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 3d

Meatloaf
Out of Africa
Come on Eileen

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CCVagina @concealcarryvagina.bsky.social · 6d

Leticia James was indicted. The muthrfking DOJ is weaponized. No American - that's not up dumptys ass or a robber baron - is safe. We should be afraid and preparing to defend ourselves.

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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 7d

These things happen..

saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 7d

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