Tess
@salsanoodles.bsky.social
28 | She/they | Neurodivergent | Gamer | TTRPG Enjoyer | Lover of Fictional Characters | Dragon Age, ATLA, FF7 & Star Wars | #1 Jeremy Swayman Defender
MDNI. If you know me in person be wary, this is where my hyper-fixations live
MDNI. If you know me in person be wary, this is where my hyper-fixations live
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February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Got my Solas Funko POP!!!
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Got my Solas Funko POP!!!
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Team's best defenseman gets rocked with an elbow to the dome but don't you say mean words to the referee. MLB umpire behavior.
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Team's best defenseman gets rocked with an elbow to the dome but don't you say mean words to the referee. MLB umpire behavior.
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Carver Hawke is the better Hawke twin btw
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Carver Hawke is the better Hawke twin btw
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I think we moved on too quickly from how cunty solas looked in this art piece specifically. what a slut (affectionate)
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I think we moved on too quickly from how cunty solas looked in this art piece specifically. what a slut (affectionate)
Going to start describing all of my emotional states with Ben Starr images. This is my baseline.
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Going to start describing all of my emotional states with Ben Starr images. This is my baseline.
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First trailer for 'Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic'
• Single-player game
• KOTOR director Casey Hudson is returning
• Single-player game
• KOTOR director Casey Hudson is returning
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
First trailer for 'Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic'
• Single-player game
• KOTOR director Casey Hudson is returning
• Single-player game
• KOTOR director Casey Hudson is returning
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Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
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Sports gambling is not just corrupting our trust in sports, but America.
Thank you to @amanpourcopbs.bsky.social, @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social and @camanpour.bsky.social for the platform.
Our full conversation: youtu.be/uiomTi50pS8?...
Thank you to @amanpourcopbs.bsky.social, @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social and @camanpour.bsky.social for the platform.
Our full conversation: youtu.be/uiomTi50pS8?...
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sports gambling is not just corrupting our trust in sports, but America.
Thank you to @amanpourcopbs.bsky.social, @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social and @camanpour.bsky.social for the platform.
Our full conversation: youtu.be/uiomTi50pS8?...
Thank you to @amanpourcopbs.bsky.social, @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social and @camanpour.bsky.social for the platform.
Our full conversation: youtu.be/uiomTi50pS8?...
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Everyone making Drag Path edits is responsible for my mental health rn
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Everyone making Drag Path edits is responsible for my mental health rn
Yeah this feels pretty accurate
(Fuck you Oghren).
A lot of ties because some were really hard to pick between honestly.
(Fuck you Oghren).
A lot of ties because some were really hard to pick between honestly.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yeah this feels pretty accurate
(Fuck you Oghren).
A lot of ties because some were really hard to pick between honestly.
(Fuck you Oghren).
A lot of ties because some were really hard to pick between honestly.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Brad Marchand’s trade put a Babe Ruth level curse on the Bruins. There’s no other explanation for this level of suck.
October 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Brad Marchand’s trade put a Babe Ruth level curse on the Bruins. There’s no other explanation for this level of suck.
I will never recover from this trade
October 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I will never recover from this trade
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October 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You know what? Give Swayman everyone’s salary tonight he’s the only guy who showed up to work.
#NHLBruins
#NHLBruins
October 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You know what? Give Swayman everyone’s salary tonight he’s the only guy who showed up to work.
#NHLBruins
#NHLBruins
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Today, I convened a group of former military generals and veterans to hear perspectives on deploying troops in American cities.
Their commitment is to our nation. That’s why they’re speaking out against what the President's doing as uncalled-for, unprecedented, and un-American.
Their commitment is to our nation. That’s why they’re speaking out against what the President's doing as uncalled-for, unprecedented, and un-American.
October 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Today, I convened a group of former military generals and veterans to hear perspectives on deploying troops in American cities.
Their commitment is to our nation. That’s why they’re speaking out against what the President's doing as uncalled-for, unprecedented, and un-American.
Their commitment is to our nation. That’s why they’re speaking out against what the President's doing as uncalled-for, unprecedented, and un-American.