Salamander Guy
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Man who has it too good
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The trick to escaping ICE is to be at least 12 stories up in a building with no elevator.
January 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The trick to escaping ICE is to be at least 12 stories up in a building with no elevator.
The writing is so forced man. "Obesity might cause or accelerate alzheimers, new research shows" "My father had alzheimers said trump"
January 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The writing is so forced man. "Obesity might cause or accelerate alzheimers, new research shows" "My father had alzheimers said trump"
The choice of US president in the runoff is determined by basedness, and so, ask yourself who is more based when looking at who wins.
If it's gavin newsom vs JD Vance, I'm sorry, but Newsom is far more based than Vance. Newsom is perhaps as based as a democrat can get. This isn't an endorsement.
If it's gavin newsom vs JD Vance, I'm sorry, but Newsom is far more based than Vance. Newsom is perhaps as based as a democrat can get. This isn't an endorsement.
January 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The choice of US president in the runoff is determined by basedness, and so, ask yourself who is more based when looking at who wins.
If it's gavin newsom vs JD Vance, I'm sorry, but Newsom is far more based than Vance. Newsom is perhaps as based as a democrat can get. This isn't an endorsement.
If it's gavin newsom vs JD Vance, I'm sorry, but Newsom is far more based than Vance. Newsom is perhaps as based as a democrat can get. This isn't an endorsement.
Louis XIV, biggest case of twink death in history
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Louis XIV, biggest case of twink death in history
which is crazy because America already didthe thing lebensraum is based on!
We are quickly approaching “lebensraum for white Americans” territory
January 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
which is crazy because America already didthe thing lebensraum is based on!
Congragulations to maduro fir losing the war on drugs?
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Congragulations to maduro fir losing the war on drugs?
The problem with bubbles isn't that they pop you idiots. The problem is that the bubble, during uts existence, consumes capital and talent for a frivolous purpose. Resources are taken from the real economy to the bubble. The pop just reveals that.
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The problem with bubbles isn't that they pop you idiots. The problem is that the bubble, during uts existence, consumes capital and talent for a frivolous purpose. Resources are taken from the real economy to the bubble. The pop just reveals that.
The solution tk friends is obviously a 6 way policule.
October 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The solution tk friends is obviously a 6 way policule.
Onedrive is like one of those parasites which will replace itself infront of some legitimate part of an animal's body and then pretend to be it to feed upon all which that part usually gets.
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Onedrive is like one of those parasites which will replace itself infront of some legitimate part of an animal's body and then pretend to be it to feed upon all which that part usually gets.
America, like most democracy that have obvious inescapable issues, is ride with post ironic patriotism. Their patriotism is a joke, but extremely real. This is why they react like that when you join into the ameribashing.
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
America, like most democracy that have obvious inescapable issues, is ride with post ironic patriotism. Their patriotism is a joke, but extremely real. This is why they react like that when you join into the ameribashing.
We exist in this absurd social reality where deliberately trying to piss someone off by being a dickhead, isn't seen as a major social failure akin to attacking someone.
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
We exist in this absurd social reality where deliberately trying to piss someone off by being a dickhead, isn't seen as a major social failure akin to attacking someone.
The thing you must understand about the people is that they love the king, because no one speaks ill of the king. And until the king becomes a clear enemy of the people, the people will delusionally love the king. They will storm his palace, and chant long live the king.
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The thing you must understand about the people is that they love the king, because no one speaks ill of the king. And until the king becomes a clear enemy of the people, the people will delusionally love the king. They will storm his palace, and chant long live the king.
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Our problem in the Cold War was trying to preserve capitalism, even if it meant supporting dictatorships, rather than trying to preserve democracy, even if it meant supporting socialism.
we have to be willing to just fuck with foreign governments in order to promote pro-democracy forces and harm pro-authoritarian forces in those countries
*that's* our actual interest, not whatever faff natsec heads preach about "the rules based order"
*that's* our actual interest, not whatever faff natsec heads preach about "the rules based order"
October 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Our problem in the Cold War was trying to preserve capitalism, even if it meant supporting dictatorships, rather than trying to preserve democracy, even if it meant supporting socialism.
I'd like to note that what tzun tzu actually says is that "the entertainment at camp are non negotiable actually" and "it costs this much don't fucking bitch about it" like as an opening line. But also, the book goes further in depth than this later on
October 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'd like to note that what tzun tzu actually says is that "the entertainment at camp are non negotiable actually" and "it costs this much don't fucking bitch about it" like as an opening line. But also, the book goes further in depth than this later on
i read through the sister sage entry on the boys wiki, and i find it insane how much they just accept everything she says at face value. That girl is a liar. The idea that her misanthropy doesn't extend to everyone is laughable. Did her grandma die of lukemia? did she invent a cure? who knows!!!
September 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i read through the sister sage entry on the boys wiki, and i find it insane how much they just accept everything she says at face value. That girl is a liar. The idea that her misanthropy doesn't extend to everyone is laughable. Did her grandma die of lukemia? did she invent a cure? who knows!!!
it's a consequence of the bicameral system. Compromise is garanteed to be a point, not a line, so when you have to make it fit that line, you have to porkbarrel and threaten the shit out of people.
the idea that you could just pass specific bills on specific areas with simple majorities is just beyond the ability and comprehension of most lawmakers in congress it seems
Its insane that American politics now more or less revolves around infrequently passing a single comically large overstuffed money bill instead of like... normal legislation
September 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
it's a consequence of the bicameral system. Compromise is garanteed to be a point, not a line, so when you have to make it fit that line, you have to porkbarrel and threaten the shit out of people.
people often wish they were cats thining life for them is very easy. I'd like to note that only around 30% of housecats live in human homes. Most are feral.
September 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
people often wish they were cats thining life for them is very easy. I'd like to note that only around 30% of housecats live in human homes. Most are feral.
Canadians are a kind of American actually. They're in the same national conversation as anglo Americans. notably not included, Quebecoi, who would have fit right in with the US, except that the US assimilated their franco-Americans, while Canada failed to.
September 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Canadians are a kind of American actually. They're in the same national conversation as anglo Americans. notably not included, Quebecoi, who would have fit right in with the US, except that the US assimilated their franco-Americans, while Canada failed to.
dating an upper middle class person in latam is crazy cuz like
September 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
dating an upper middle class person in latam is crazy cuz like
in time, the movie, is only a dystopia because the prices don't make any fucking sense at all.
September 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
in time, the movie, is only a dystopia because the prices don't make any fucking sense at all.
There should be a saying regarding journalism. If it's free, it's propaganda
September 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
There should be a saying regarding journalism. If it's free, it's propaganda
In the british dominion, when you ask for lemonade, they will give you sprite. In southern latin America, if you ask for lemonade, it has mint and ginger. Both, equally cursed. For fuck's sake, just give me juiced lemons mixed in sugar water!
September 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
In the british dominion, when you ask for lemonade, they will give you sprite. In southern latin America, if you ask for lemonade, it has mint and ginger. Both, equally cursed. For fuck's sake, just give me juiced lemons mixed in sugar water!
Pop somgs about the lost hopeful days of summer spent together be like "We bathed in the canals of Venice"
September 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Pop somgs about the lost hopeful days of summer spent together be like "We bathed in the canals of Venice"
calling it now. boomer will forever be the term used for bad old people
September 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
calling it now. boomer will forever be the term used for bad old people