Emmett Otter's Joe-g Band Christmas
@saiyamew.bsky.social
A bit of a trotter, a bit of a rotter
Muppet Family Christmas #1 Fan
Corn Pudding Advocate
Assistant Pig-Keeper
A horse made of snow and ice for Midwinter
Mediocre singer, knitter, and gamer
Emerald City
#clonelordbyron
Muppet Family Christmas #1 Fan
Corn Pudding Advocate
Assistant Pig-Keeper
A horse made of snow and ice for Midwinter
Mediocre singer, knitter, and gamer
Emerald City
#clonelordbyron
They spent three trillion Bison Bucks on that Street Fighter trailer and it shows
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
They spent three trillion Bison Bucks on that Street Fighter trailer and it shows
Ughhhh rhythm games don't work well with Bluetooth headphones, and there's SO MANY GOOD ONES that have come out. Now I'm looking for IEMs after re-reading the @aftermath.site article so I can play Bits & Bops while my partner does things
December 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Ughhhh rhythm games don't work well with Bluetooth headphones, and there's SO MANY GOOD ONES that have come out. Now I'm looking for IEMs after re-reading the @aftermath.site article so I can play Bits & Bops while my partner does things
They did final bows to the Wallace & Gromit theme, these lads are all right
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
They did final bows to the Wallace & Gromit theme, these lads are all right
Hell yeah so hype for this
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hell yeah so hype for this
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more frog, again. seasonal frog
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
more frog, again. seasonal frog
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Andre 3000: “what’s cooler than being cool?”
Neil degrasse Tyson at an OutKast concert: “frozen solid in the standard measurement but I would go further as zero kelvin is…”
Andre 3000: *signalling to security to remove Neil* alright alright alright alright alright alright…
Neil degrasse Tyson at an OutKast concert: “frozen solid in the standard measurement but I would go further as zero kelvin is…”
Andre 3000: *signalling to security to remove Neil* alright alright alright alright alright alright…
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Andre 3000: “what’s cooler than being cool?”
Neil degrasse Tyson at an OutKast concert: “frozen solid in the standard measurement but I would go further as zero kelvin is…”
Andre 3000: *signalling to security to remove Neil* alright alright alright alright alright alright…
Neil degrasse Tyson at an OutKast concert: “frozen solid in the standard measurement but I would go further as zero kelvin is…”
Andre 3000: *signalling to security to remove Neil* alright alright alright alright alright alright…
We're watching the first episode of SANDA and what the hell is this and why do I like it so much
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
We're watching the first episode of SANDA and what the hell is this and why do I like it so much
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HAPPY UNBEATABLE RELEASE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
nothing but love and excitement for everyone at @dcellgames.com today!! go play Unbeatable!!!!!! store.steampowered.com/app/2240620/...
nothing but love and excitement for everyone at @dcellgames.com today!! go play Unbeatable!!!!!! store.steampowered.com/app/2240620/...
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
HAPPY UNBEATABLE RELEASE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
nothing but love and excitement for everyone at @dcellgames.com today!! go play Unbeatable!!!!!! store.steampowered.com/app/2240620/...
nothing but love and excitement for everyone at @dcellgames.com today!! go play Unbeatable!!!!!! store.steampowered.com/app/2240620/...
Ugh I don't like the early-Facebook post prompt bar on the new mobile version. Takes up real estate when it doesn't need it. Though I do appreciate them knowing their demographic and pandering to the 38 year olds.
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ugh I don't like the early-Facebook post prompt bar on the new mobile version. Takes up real estate when it doesn't need it. Though I do appreciate them knowing their demographic and pandering to the 38 year olds.
It's a lovely day, and you're a horrible horrible goosefish
This picture has been making the rounds again, and is being misidentified again.
This is a GOOSEFISH.
This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.
It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.
fullfact.org/online/tasse...
This is a GOOSEFISH.
This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.
It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.
fullfact.org/online/tasse...
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's a lovely day, and you're a horrible horrible goosefish
Bonus of the holiday season in the year 2025 is the sheer amount of livestreamed holiday music. So many wonderful ensembles
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Bonus of the holiday season in the year 2025 is the sheer amount of livestreamed holiday music. So many wonderful ensembles
Made some tasty beef stew and now we're watching Nutcracker Fantasy, which is incredibly ambitious and beautiful and also absolutely unhinged.
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Made some tasty beef stew and now we're watching Nutcracker Fantasy, which is incredibly ambitious and beautiful and also absolutely unhinged.
Oh shit I'm late to the game but Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa passed. RIP, you were an absolute legend.
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Oh shit I'm late to the game but Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa passed. RIP, you were an absolute legend.
My AI-pilled colleague has started using LLM speech patterns in his responses and I can't tell if he's just copy/pasting or if he's just adapted the way to respond to people. Either way it's not good.
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My AI-pilled colleague has started using LLM speech patterns in his responses and I can't tell if he's just copy/pasting or if he's just adapted the way to respond to people. Either way it's not good.
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wow okay this gave me a full HP restore
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
wow okay this gave me a full HP restore
It is 2006, someone I respect on the internet identifies more and more with Dr. Manhattan
It is 2018, someone I respect on the internet identifies more and more with Dr. Manhattan
It is 2025, someone I respect on the internet identifies more and more with Dr. Manhattan
It is 2063, someone I resp
It is 2018, someone I respect on the internet identifies more and more with Dr. Manhattan
It is 2025, someone I respect on the internet identifies more and more with Dr. Manhattan
It is 2063, someone I resp
The longer I live the more I identify with Dr. Manhattan.
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It is 2006, someone I respect on the internet identifies more and more with Dr. Manhattan
It is 2018, someone I respect on the internet identifies more and more with Dr. Manhattan
It is 2025, someone I respect on the internet identifies more and more with Dr. Manhattan
It is 2063, someone I resp
It is 2018, someone I respect on the internet identifies more and more with Dr. Manhattan
It is 2025, someone I respect on the internet identifies more and more with Dr. Manhattan
It is 2063, someone I resp
Stumbled on the Spelman-Morehouse Christmas concert on YouTube and I'm halfway through and I love it. The program is great, and the production is top notch, and the caliber of the musicians is great.
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Stumbled on the Spelman-Morehouse Christmas concert on YouTube and I'm halfway through and I love it. The program is great, and the production is top notch, and the caliber of the musicians is great.
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WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
Moving Stories: Short-Form Graphic Novels for King County Metro Transit RapidRide
King County Metro and 4Culture seek six artists to create short-form graphic novels that illuminate community stories along new and existing RapidRide lines.
www.4culture.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
So I had surgery last month (it's fine I'm fine) but in the week prior I had a restricted diet where I could only eat one solid meal. I made it simple on myself and so I made something I called "Sad Chicken". It was a bag of cauliflower rice and some pre-cooked chicken breast.
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
So I had surgery last month (it's fine I'm fine) but in the week prior I had a restricted diet where I could only eat one solid meal. I made it simple on myself and so I made something I called "Sad Chicken". It was a bag of cauliflower rice and some pre-cooked chicken breast.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
Forgot ABBA had a Christmas song
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Forgot ABBA had a Christmas song
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I just can’t believe Doctor Who would do something like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I just can’t believe Doctor Who would do something like that.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the first home goal in Torrent history 🥹
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the first home goal in Torrent history 🥹