Saddam tha Jizzler
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follow me if you enjoy being surprised whether the next post will be middle east commentary or dick/shit jokes
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If u doomscroll hard enough, it will make ur parents retroactively have loved u. psychiatrists don’t want u to know this one trick
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Drunk driving is inherently brat.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Drunk driving is inherently brat.
Delivery drivers love the phrase “we’ll continue from there” - it’s like catnip for your order
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Delivery drivers love the phrase “we’ll continue from there” - it’s like catnip for your order
Couldn’t piss at the Burger King downtown bc some guy was busy nodding off in the only stall. Then came out and two homeless guys were discussing how they’d tried fent. Big opiate epidemic vibes at the BK.
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Couldn’t piss at the Burger King downtown bc some guy was busy nodding off in the only stall. Then came out and two homeless guys were discussing how they’d tried fent. Big opiate epidemic vibes at the BK.
At the Mountains of Madness, Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, Colour out of Space
What's your favourite Lovecraft story
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
At the Mountains of Madness, Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, Colour out of Space
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god lost the earth's login credentials after being catfished by tocharian scammers ca. 730 CE. these "South Qunduz Mischief Boys" spent years using them for infantile pranks like adding water to earth's mantle or resurrecting the extinct coelocanth. the last of them passed away no later than 800 CE
October 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
god lost the earth's login credentials after being catfished by tocharian scammers ca. 730 CE. these "South Qunduz Mischief Boys" spent years using them for infantile pranks like adding water to earth's mantle or resurrecting the extinct coelocanth. the last of them passed away no later than 800 CE
Did u know that molesting his sister turned Sam Altman gay? Human sexuality is crazy
Annie Altman’s Abuse Allegations Against OpenAI’s Now-Fired CEO Sam Altman Highlight the Need to Prioritize Humanity Over Tech
www.themarysue.com/annie-altman...
www.themarysue.com/annie-altman...
Annie Altman Abuse Allegations Against Sam Altman, Explained | The Mary Sue
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's sister Annie has seemingly come to social media multiple times, most recently in October 2023, with allegations about him.
www.themarysue.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did u know that molesting his sister turned Sam Altman gay? Human sexuality is crazy
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it's because nurse is the feminized version of the "post-high school bully" career path (cop is the masculinized version).
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
it's because nurse is the feminized version of the "post-high school bully" career path (cop is the masculinized version).
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for real lead is a great paint additive! it makes it go on smoother and slicker so you can use less paint to cover the same area, and use less strokes to smooth it out when you fuck up. it's a shame that some stupid kids had to eat it and ruin lead paint for the real paint heads.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
for real lead is a great paint additive! it makes it go on smoother and slicker so you can use less paint to cover the same area, and use less strokes to smooth it out when you fuck up. it's a shame that some stupid kids had to eat it and ruin lead paint for the real paint heads.
people are always accusing me of writing "gay pornography". in this essay i will
[rest of essay is entirely gay pornography]
[rest of essay is entirely gay pornography]
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
people are always accusing me of writing "gay pornography". in this essay i will
[rest of essay is entirely gay pornography]
[rest of essay is entirely gay pornography]
Review of tonight’s delivery driving
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Review of tonight’s delivery driving
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there should be no toilets inside the white house. every time the president needs to shit, he should have to find a nearby gas station or see if there's a portapotty in lafayette park
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
there should be no toilets inside the white house. every time the president needs to shit, he should have to find a nearby gas station or see if there's a portapotty in lafayette park
Buboe would be a pretty name for a girl
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Buboe would be a pretty name for a girl
JavaScript was a net negative for humanity
October 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
JavaScript was a net negative for humanity
Earlier tonight, I got an order that ended on my street. “Oh nice,” I thought, “I’ll knock off now and just drive a couple blocks home.” Then I get the receipt and they tipped FOUR fucking dollars for me to drive their KFC 12 miles?! I should walk over there and burn their house down
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Earlier tonight, I got an order that ended on my street. “Oh nice,” I thought, “I’ll knock off now and just drive a couple blocks home.” Then I get the receipt and they tipped FOUR fucking dollars for me to drive their KFC 12 miles?! I should walk over there and burn their house down
if you’re a 50-yo man with quirked-up blood pressure, call our life insurance shawties today
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
if you’re a 50-yo man with quirked-up blood pressure, call our life insurance shawties today
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maybe it's just autism, but idgi. the white house remodeling thing is surely illegal in terms of permitting, and surely the resulting 'ballroom' will be ugly as shit. but on the scale of 'trump wrecking the country' this is like the least interesting/important thing.
It’s far from the most important thing, morally right now, or in terms of the human stakes, but the ballroom thing is really breaking my brain.
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
maybe it's just autism, but idgi. the white house remodeling thing is surely illegal in terms of permitting, and surely the resulting 'ballroom' will be ugly as shit. but on the scale of 'trump wrecking the country' this is like the least interesting/important thing.
Be the big cat your kitty wants to see in the world
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Be the big cat your kitty wants to see in the world
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Tonight’s terrible UberEats alcohol order. The lady who ordered this also asked me to come to the “side window” where she had propped up a mattress next to the window and handed me her ID through the open window while laying down.
October 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Tonight’s terrible UberEats alcohol order. The lady who ordered this also asked me to come to the “side window” where she had propped up a mattress next to the window and handed me her ID through the open window while laying down.
warty comb jellies have a "transient anus", so imagine how hard it would be to fuck them in the butt
October 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
warty comb jellies have a "transient anus", so imagine how hard it would be to fuck them in the butt
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when all is said and done it looks reasonably likely that bin laden will have taken down not just the us but the entire west
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
when all is said and done it looks reasonably likely that bin laden will have taken down not just the us but the entire west
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Tad - God’s Balls
I guess this actually came out in 89, but it definitely feels 90s to me in how much it prefigured grunge blowing up. These guys got did a disservice by how much the music press coverage was like “wow! these backwoods hicks made an album!” But it’s a real solid heavy rock album.
I guess this actually came out in 89, but it definitely feels 90s to me in how much it prefigured grunge blowing up. These guys got did a disservice by how much the music press coverage was like “wow! these backwoods hicks made an album!” But it’s a real solid heavy rock album.
October 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Tad - God’s Balls
I guess this actually came out in 89, but it definitely feels 90s to me in how much it prefigured grunge blowing up. These guys got did a disservice by how much the music press coverage was like “wow! these backwoods hicks made an album!” But it’s a real solid heavy rock album.
I guess this actually came out in 89, but it definitely feels 90s to me in how much it prefigured grunge blowing up. These guys got did a disservice by how much the music press coverage was like “wow! these backwoods hicks made an album!” But it’s a real solid heavy rock album.
8 out of 10 doctors who smoke weed say it’s probably fine to smoke resin too “what’s the worst that could happen” said one
October 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
8 out of 10 doctors who smoke weed say it’s probably fine to smoke resin too “what’s the worst that could happen” said one
internecine conflict on the codes of Smurfdom
October 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
internecine conflict on the codes of Smurfdom