Saddam tha Jizzler
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why not just get it covered up? wouldn't it be easier/cheaper?
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
why not just get it covered up? wouldn't it be easier/cheaper?
Thats the best time to do ut
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Thats the best time to do ut
I mean, I have before, but I was losing patience for driving around so I just went home and pissed there
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I mean, I have before, but I was losing patience for driving around so I just went home and pissed there
What if the wizard is wanted for wizard crimes?
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What if the wizard is wanted for wizard crimes?
(this is not how diplomatic immunity works)
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
(this is not how diplomatic immunity works)
The pope is the sovereign of his own (very small) country, so he could just [REDACTED] someone and then claim diplomatic immunity
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The pope is the sovereign of his own (very small) country, so he could just [REDACTED] someone and then claim diplomatic immunity
Maybe some mountains just give up after 3 billion years or so
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Maybe some mountains just give up after 3 billion years or so
Jizzle?
- ik,r?
- ik,r?
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Jizzle?
- ik,r?
- ik,r?
Behold this ass, ye mighty, and despair!
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Behold this ass, ye mighty, and despair!
it's ok, Savanarola was a 5/5/3, way better stats than we could get through a normal election
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
it's ok, Savanarola was a 5/5/3, way better stats than we could get through a normal election
It’s hard work in the sacred slaughterhouse, but
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It’s hard work in the sacred slaughterhouse, but
They’re not wrong, in fact many of the best locations for farms have already been found and are currently other farms
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
They’re not wrong, in fact many of the best locations for farms have already been found and are currently other farms
Ever since I found out that the name for Blueberry fetishists was that
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ever since I found out that the name for Blueberry fetishists was that
JavaScript was a net negative for humanity
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My feeling is that you suck shit
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My feeling is that you suck shit
You’re not fighting! You gave up!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You’re not fighting! You gave up!!
hi senator. i'm the wallet inspector. please mail me your wallet so i can make sure everything's in order. thanks in advance
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
hi senator. i'm the wallet inspector. please mail me your wallet so i can make sure everything's in order. thanks in advance
oh no your feeeeelings
give up your healthcare and then you can get back to your feelings
give up your healthcare and then you can get back to your feelings
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
oh no your feeeeelings
give up your healthcare and then you can get back to your feelings
give up your healthcare and then you can get back to your feelings
Wow, what if you had some leverage other than just one vote? What if you were the senate minority leader and you could tell the rest of your party to vote no? What if??
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Wow, what if you had some leverage other than just one vote? What if you were the senate minority leader and you could tell the rest of your party to vote no? What if??
Damn you miss too many flights in the last couple days?
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Damn you miss too many flights in the last couple days?