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𝑹𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕 Ryan ❌👑
@rytril.bsky.social
Blue dot on a red map. #Excel enjoyer. Data-driven educator. Big 12 curmudgeon. Casual normie ska fan. Amateur #believeinfilm photographer. Opinions are my own; facts belong to everyone.
🇺🇸 Navy veteran
📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma
🎓 @tulsacc.edu ’19 @okstate.edu ’22
Pinned
If Five Iron Frenzy releases a new album before Streetlight Manifesto, I will record myself eating an entire jar of mayonnaise without utensils and post it here.
It’s so far out it’s not worth mentioning to be honest. That’s not to say it isn’t being worked on but it’s glacial.
Never posted my #fallfoliage photos! Here are a few of my favorites. Absolutely love how UltraMax handles fall colors.

📷 #Nikon N90s
🎞️ #Kodak #UltraMax400
🗓️ November 6-7, 2025
📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma

#35mm #believeinfilm #filmisnotdead #filmisalive #analogphotography #filmphotography #fallcolors
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was Pete Hegseth and Pam Bondi
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tell me you’re a deconstructed youth group kid without telling me you’re a deconstructed youth group kid.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
A 10pm tipoff on a weeknight is the ultimate test of fanhood... a test which I will most likely fail. Wake me up if it’s a good game I guess? #ThunderUP #NBAsky
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Lie after lie from the Trump administration. Incompetence doesn’t cover it… this isn’t a case of people not being on the same page. This is just an evil cadre who can’t keep their lies straight.
White House Confirms and Defends 2nd Strike on Boat, Contradicting Trump
Karoline Leavitt's comments appear to contradict those Trump made a day earlier about the boat strikes
time.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“Hurt myself carrying the entire math department on my back.” –me providing a reason for requesting a sub
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You never know when someone you trust is going to betray you. Last year, I survived every retail establishment and finished my Christmas shopping, only to lose at my optometrist’s office on December 23rd. Good luck out there everyone. 🫡 #whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I just put up the Christmas tree… my living room is gonna look so festive for the next five months!
December 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
When I hear “strong floor, no ceiling,” I picture tornado damage. Not the most inspiring slogan for Democrats, but at least it’s accurate.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Strong floor. No ceiling. One bedroom. 800 square feet. Located 45 minutes from downtown. $98,000 or best offer.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Post your favorite “Transformers” character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Goddamn, these are some fucking bitch-ass rookie numbers. Sorry if I piss off any motherfuckers while I try to get this shit up.
@rytril.bsky.social has swears! They've used 55 profanities in their last 577 posts.

🥇 "shit" (11 times)
🥈 "fuck" (9 times)
🥉 "hell" (6 times)
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hey @profanity.accountant do I use too much profanity?
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Now I’m even more glad Oklahoma State kicked their cowardly capitulating asses in basketball last night 🤣
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.

I’m gonna do this on hard mode and only list artists I’ve seen more than once.

Five Iron Frenzy (2018, 1/2025, 6/2025)
Green Day (2017, 2021)
Flogging Molly (2018, 2022)
Reel Big Fish (2017, 2019)
Weezer (2019, 2021)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.

REM
Billy Joel
They Might Be Giants
Weird Al Yankovic
Green Day
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen. Doing the "I'm very old / life milestones" version of this:

Alice Cooper 1990
Indigo Girls 1997
The Wiggles 2004
Def Leppard 2023
Queens of the Stone Age 2025
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hey this could be a fun game. Quote this post with someone you know from Bluesky who you think you’d be friends with irl. No celebrities; 10k followers max.
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Top 3 followers I’d like to meet irl, in no particular order, and for no other reason than to pass time between the Dallas game and the OSU basketball game:
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Still the funniest thing that ever happened in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade.
Thanksgiving '97. The day Barney was killed
YouTube video by DelhiTheCat
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Me but making a homemade pizza instead of getting Taco Bell and giving my daughter her first sip of egg nog instead of getting high
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The best part of Thanksgiving is NBC teaming up with Macy’s to remind us to c̷̤̞̫̔͘o̴̲̿̔ǹ̷̢͍̐s̴̝͒̾́ṵ̴̱̖̍m̷̛̤̮̾e̵͔͓̻̾̐͠.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Ranking my favorite bird meats:
1. Chicken
2. Uhh… duck, I guess?



6372. Dead crow in the street
6373. Turkey
November 28, 2024 at 10:39 PM