my wife collects action figures, so it's only natural that this is the first thing I see when I wake up in the morning
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 AM
my wife collects action figures, so it's only natural that this is the first thing I see when I wake up in the morning
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How to talk with ice:
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How to talk with ice:
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I feel like for every year that's passed, the jingle hop has begun earlier and earlier
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I feel like for every year that's passed, the jingle hop has begun earlier and earlier
"if you're having a mental breakdown, don't cut your bangs!" yeah well that rule doesn't apply to me bc I'm way hotter now so
August 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"if you're having a mental breakdown, don't cut your bangs!" yeah well that rule doesn't apply to me bc I'm way hotter now so
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Too many of you children are learning queer theory from the internet instead of from the meanest lesbian you’ve ever met like God intended.
August 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Too many of you children are learning queer theory from the internet instead of from the meanest lesbian you’ve ever met like God intended.
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sorry I havent been funny lately, ive been focusing on breathing
August 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
sorry I havent been funny lately, ive been focusing on breathing
i'm gonna be okay. probably. 🌈
August 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
i'm gonna be okay. probably. 🌈
this is where i live if u even care
August 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
this is where i live if u even care
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i suck dicks like you for breakfast
August 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i suck dicks like you for breakfast
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i wish guys were obsesed with other batman villians. why does the joker get to be the icon when guys could be easily making "real friends are rarer than golden diamonds" memes but with Calendar Man
July 31, 2025 at 12:45 PM
i wish guys were obsesed with other batman villians. why does the joker get to be the icon when guys could be easily making "real friends are rarer than golden diamonds" memes but with Calendar Man
i'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me
July 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me
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a beautiful girl could be squeezing my tits rn; sadly im sitting here squeezing my own tits like a jackass
July 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
a beautiful girl could be squeezing my tits rn; sadly im sitting here squeezing my own tits like a jackass
though we've been best friends for over a decade, today, April and I celebrated 3 years together 💝 through all of our highs, lows, and everything in-between, my undying love and devotion to you and the beautiful life we've made has only grown stronger with each day, my dear 💙❤️💙❤️
July 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
though we've been best friends for over a decade, today, April and I celebrated 3 years together 💝 through all of our highs, lows, and everything in-between, my undying love and devotion to you and the beautiful life we've made has only grown stronger with each day, my dear 💙❤️💙❤️
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my yellow belt in karate comes out when i’m under extreme duress
July 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
my yellow belt in karate comes out when i’m under extreme duress
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your own little family unit is used to your quirks and eccentricities and frankly it’s exhausting trying to keep those things hidden from people who don’t live in your world all the time
July 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
your own little family unit is used to your quirks and eccentricities and frankly it’s exhausting trying to keep those things hidden from people who don’t live in your world all the time
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Not seeing a lot Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar on your little best 100 movies of the 21st century ballots…..
June 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Not seeing a lot Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar on your little best 100 movies of the 21st century ballots…..
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every trans life is valuable, there is no acceptable amount of loss of trans life. every loss of a trans life is a tragedy, not a statistic.
June 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
every trans life is valuable, there is no acceptable amount of loss of trans life. every loss of a trans life is a tragedy, not a statistic.
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Journal entry this day in 1990:
"The truth is, I am horny"
"The truth is, I am horny"
June 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Journal entry this day in 1990:
"The truth is, I am horny"
"The truth is, I am horny"
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WE UP WE UP WE SO SO UP
June 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
WE UP WE UP WE SO SO UP
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feeling quite sad ive gotta say
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
feeling quite sad ive gotta say
I am obsessed with my wife happy pride everyone 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I am obsessed with my wife happy pride everyone 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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why does dream weaver start like that?
June 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
why does dream weaver start like that?