rstevens 👻💨
@rstevens.bsky.social
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rstevens 👻💨
@rstevens.bsky.social
· Sep 24
I may have done a terrible job, but at least it took three times longer than expected
it’s funny how the moment everyone started carrying a camera phone everywhere, björk sightings just stopped
#TheTruthIsOutThere
#TheTruthIsOutThere
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it’s funny how the moment everyone started carrying a camera phone everywhere, björk sightings just stopped
#TheTruthIsOutThere
#TheTruthIsOutThere
did everyone see the big news today?
mcrib is back
mcrib is back
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
did everyone see the big news today?
mcrib is back
mcrib is back
we should be able to eat sandwiches called DA GOBBLER year round this is a violation of my free speech
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
we should be able to eat sandwiches called DA GOBBLER year round this is a violation of my free speech
well, at least the world can’t get any more disturbing
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
well, at least the world can’t get any more disturbing
onlyfans bought out pizza hut and now you can buy a feet lover's pizza® 🍕😻🦶
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
onlyfans bought out pizza hut and now you can buy a feet lover's pizza® 🍕😻🦶
if i ever die, there will be limited-edition mcribs made from my corpse. you can pre-order yours on friday
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
if i ever die, there will be limited-edition mcribs made from my corpse. you can pre-order yours on friday
dreamed last night that i saw @mattfraction.bsky.social and he confirmed my theory that the batcave has a pittsburgh potty
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
dreamed last night that i saw @mattfraction.bsky.social and he confirmed my theory that the batcave has a pittsburgh potty
here’s the pitch: joyce carol oates vs. predator
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
here’s the pitch: joyce carol oates vs. predator
wait, frankenstein was the DOCTOR??
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
wait, frankenstein was the DOCTOR??
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be kind to yourself. it will piss a lot of people off.
March 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
be kind to yourself. it will piss a lot of people off.
i had my 50,000mg of sodium for the day, and now for a single glass of water
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i had my 50,000mg of sodium for the day, and now for a single glass of water
this just in: now aliens are calling us “the corn dog planet"
i cannot express to you how much of an improvement this is
i cannot express to you how much of an improvement this is
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
this just in: now aliens are calling us “the corn dog planet"
i cannot express to you how much of an improvement this is
i cannot express to you how much of an improvement this is
zohran is going to make it legal to use FOUR slurp juices on ONE ape
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
zohran is going to make it legal to use FOUR slurp juices on ONE ape
shout out to all the aloof wives out there doing the lord’s work
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
shout out to all the aloof wives out there doing the lord’s work
we should make the earth into a tube so we always get the same amount of daylight
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
we should make the earth into a tube so we always get the same amount of daylight
i’m not setting shit back an hour tonight, time is not real
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i’m not setting shit back an hour tonight, time is not real
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COUNT DRACULA 🧛♂️🩸🎂
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COUNT DRACULA 🧛♂️🩸🎂
my costume today is walking around dead-eyed singing, “kierrrrr chosen one kier”
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
my costume today is walking around dead-eyed singing, “kierrrrr chosen one kier”
i hope he doesn’t kill RINGO STARR
New comic: "NEMS part 3 starts Monday" badmachinery.com/comic/2025-1...
NEMS part 3 starts Monday - Bad Machinery
New comics by John Allison
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October 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
i hope he doesn’t kill RINGO STARR
i would watch a world series of power washing
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i would watch a world series of power washing
i need to get some work done today, so if any of you needed to get your ass kicked, you’re safe until tomorrow
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
i need to get some work done today, so if any of you needed to get your ass kicked, you’re safe until tomorrow
they should invent an extra-scary haunted house where you die while you’re still waiting in line
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
they should invent an extra-scary haunted house where you die while you’re still waiting in line
hope you’re all having an extremely spooky one
BOO
BOO
October 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
hope you’re all having an extremely spooky one
BOO
BOO
i have one of these, and it is a true delight
I’m gonna go look at some trees and try to be less online next week! (Any shop orders will go out next weekend!) 🍂 shop.breelundberg.com
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i have one of these, and it is a true delight
my birthday is coming up if anyone wants to bestow upon me an honorary title of some sort (no kentucky colonels, please.)
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
my birthday is coming up if anyone wants to bestow upon me an honorary title of some sort (no kentucky colonels, please.)