rstevens 🐳💨
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I may have done a terrible job, but at least it took three times longer than expected
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you’re imagining correctly. maybe add a little banana pudding as a condiment.
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Actual Million Dollar Idea: The Commercial Channel. A channel that just shows old commercials, and there are different sub-channels for every decade.

There are also actual commercials, but you can pay extra to skip those and get back to the commercials.
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can you imagine? a dessert hoagie?
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pretty fucked up you can’t buy a Tootsie roll the size of a bologna and have it sliced at the deli for sandwiches
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oh as long as he remote viewed it, that’s cool
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he inspires me to get out there and do my best every single day
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if we have to celebrate a monster today, i vote for my old friend darkseid
darkseid, lord of apokolips, drawn by jack kirby
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KNORK LIFE!!! happy birth to you.
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where’s jon lovitz when we need him
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it can pick the nearest store for you, so i imagine it’s getting location data unless you turn that off.
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does anyone know what potato chips are made out of
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first frost today, so i’m transitioning to pants without a huge hole in the crotch. follow me for more life tips
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highlander remake starring the inflatable frog suit person
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i think costco has rice ramen
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totally agree. i’ll wait as long as they need.
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ivory rules. they are working on something called “phoenix” for bluesky, but i think personal stuff has delayed it a bit.
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jony peaked with the ipod mini