Theodore Rosenblum
@rosenblumtheo.bsky.social
filmmaker, writer, performer, learned my trade via cargo cult science
I've started a little film essay blog. My first piece is on why in the dying age of film criticism I had to be dragged kicking and screaming to do it. I love to write about films. I know the internet too well to do so.
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A long confession, and a short mission statement
or; How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Making Content. Plus, a silly violent movie with a good cause and an elegy for Canadian animation!
cinemastroll.substack.com
September 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I've started a little film essay blog. My first piece is on why in the dying age of film criticism I had to be dragged kicking and screaming to do it. I love to write about films. I know the internet too well to do so.
cinemastroll.substack.com/p/a-long-con...
cinemastroll.substack.com/p/a-long-con...
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you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price
September 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price
This is exactly what everyone in the mainstream media has sounded like eulogizing Charlie Kirk
September 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This is exactly what everyone in the mainstream media has sounded like eulogizing Charlie Kirk
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[Discussing a movie review in which the writer keeps mistakenly referring to a character’s house as an “apartment”:] “He failed the spatial relations section in film class”
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
[Discussing a movie review in which the writer keeps mistakenly referring to a character’s house as an “apartment”:] “He failed the spatial relations section in film class”
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Tom Clancy’s for colored girls who have considered suicide / when the rainbow is enuf
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
Tom Clancy's Everybody Poops
Tom Clancy's Everybody Poops
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
Tom Clancy’s Unbearable Lightness of Being
Tom Clancy’s Unbearable Lightness of Being
August 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Tom Clancy’s for colored girls who have considered suicide / when the rainbow is enuf
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David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
January 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
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Rest in Peace, David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Rest in Peace, David Lynch
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RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.
January 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.
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Thank you David Lynch for your boundless empathy
January 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Thank you David Lynch for your boundless empathy
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Perry, the donkey who served as the Donkey model for Shrek, has passed away at the age of 30.
January 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Perry, the donkey who served as the Donkey model for Shrek, has passed away at the age of 30.
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lolsob porn/romance scam bots are now putting Dem resist stuff in their bios because they found that their follow back culture is an easy way in
January 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
lolsob porn/romance scam bots are now putting Dem resist stuff in their bios because they found that their follow back culture is an easy way in
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Woody Guthrie wrote a song after FDR's death with a refrain that works for Jimmy Carter as well:
"This world was lucky to see him born" www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/Dear_...
"This world was lucky to see him born" www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/Dear_...
"Dear Mrs. Roosevelt" ~ Woody Guthrie
www.woodyguthrie.org
December 29, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Woody Guthrie wrote a song after FDR's death with a refrain that works for Jimmy Carter as well:
"This world was lucky to see him born" www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/Dear_...
"This world was lucky to see him born" www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/Dear_...
fun fact the only reason is Warner Bros. owns DC Comics is because in 1966 a mob-owned NJ parking lot company merged with an 1880s-founded house renovation service and went on a truly random string of acquisitions.
December 22, 2024 at 4:52 PM
fun fact the only reason is Warner Bros. owns DC Comics is because in 1966 a mob-owned NJ parking lot company merged with an 1880s-founded house renovation service and went on a truly random string of acquisitions.
Aspiring filmmakers forced to rely on October month and Spirit Halloween to source cheap costumes and props
BREAKING: Party City is closing all of its stores, and corporate employees were told today is their last day of employment
December 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Aspiring filmmakers forced to rely on October month and Spirit Halloween to source cheap costumes and props
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We are now at the point we must beware of the Chumbley
December 15, 2024 at 8:58 PM
We are now at the point we must beware of the Chumbley
fun fact the man who writes all the conservative NYT headlines is a slime troll who lives in a poop cave and is paid exclusively in old bones.
The digital footprint of the man the police are considering a “strong person of interest” in the killing of the UnitedHealthcare CEO indicates that he has a background in the technology and video games industry, working for a number of tech companies over the past 10 years.
‘Person of Interest’ in C.E.O. Shooting Has Background in Games Industry
Luigi Mangione was passionate about game development and programming from a young age, teaching himself to code in high school.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2024 at 10:54 PM
fun fact the man who writes all the conservative NYT headlines is a slime troll who lives in a poop cave and is paid exclusively in old bones.
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Luigi Mangione just retained an attorney.
December 9, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Luigi Mangione just retained an attorney.
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The idea of a Luigi Mangione implies there's a Waluigi Mangione.
December 9, 2024 at 7:00 PM
The idea of a Luigi Mangione implies there's a Waluigi Mangione.
B. J. Novak post more like this
B.B. King would have been popular here. The ultimate bluesky in my book
December 9, 2024 at 5:21 AM
B. J. Novak post more like this
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I presume vast schools of pricklefish swim near the holly reefs. They don't teach spelling in those schools, though.
December 7, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I presume vast schools of pricklefish swim near the holly reefs. They don't teach spelling in those schools, though.