Uncle Roger
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Uncle Roger
@rojohen.bsky.social
· Nov 22
BIG CROCHET POST
I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.
#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.
#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
There should be a way to make money in the middle of the night while my insomnia is keeping me awake.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
There should be a way to make money in the middle of the night while my insomnia is keeping me awake.
Can’t believe we’re getting the Epstein Files before GTA6.
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Can’t believe we’re getting the Epstein Files before GTA6.
I could really go for an obscene quantity of fried chicken.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I could really go for an obscene quantity of fried chicken.
I’ve decided to become Vine famous.
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’ve decided to become Vine famous.
What is that headline ☠️
President Donald Trump argued his administration was making process on lowering prices as he faces new political headwinds, pushing back on criticism from Democrats who blame his tariffs for high costs
Trump Hails McDonald’s Extra Value Meals in Affordability Pitch
President Donald Trump argued his administration was making progress on lowering prices as he faces new political headwinds, pushing back on criticism from Democrats who blame his tariffs for high costs.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What is that headline ☠️
If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs.*
*a toaster that can make four pieces of toast at once
*a toaster that can make four pieces of toast at once
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs.*
*a toaster that can make four pieces of toast at once
*a toaster that can make four pieces of toast at once
No studio has ever been able to top this game.
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
No studio has ever been able to top this game.
You know, I *almost* understood the desire to remake the old classic 2-D animated movies that came out 30+ years ago. At least they are visually distinct from the originals.
But this… what is the point of this?
But this… what is the point of this?
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You know, I *almost* understood the desire to remake the old classic 2-D animated movies that came out 30+ years ago. At least they are visually distinct from the originals.
But this… what is the point of this?
But this… what is the point of this?
Last week’s goop was so good I had to make it again.
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Last week’s goop was so good I had to make it again.
I will never not find it crazy the brain’s capacity for memorizing song lyrics.
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I will never not find it crazy the brain’s capacity for memorizing song lyrics.
Guy who washes his hands before pooping but does not wash his hands after pooping. 🙃
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Guy who washes his hands before pooping but does not wash his hands after pooping. 🙃
You’ll never get used to it.
You just have to live with it.
You just have to live with it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You’ll never get used to it.
You just have to live with it.
You just have to live with it.
You should stop talking until you get better at it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
You should stop talking until you get better at it.
In the four days since this post, I have completely lost my mind, and if I don’t get a haircut soon, I will die.
I have pushed through the initial hair growing phase where I desperately want to clipper the sides and back. That’s the hardest part for me.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
In the four days since this post, I have completely lost my mind, and if I don’t get a haircut soon, I will die.
I’m really only happy when I’m with my friends, so moving away from every single one of them was certainly a choice.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m really only happy when I’m with my friends, so moving away from every single one of them was certainly a choice.
All I really want is a Zelda/Animal Crossing/Pokemon crossover game where Link has to 1) catch ‘em all, so he can 2) bring them back to his little village, and 3) save the kingdom.
Why is this so hard?
Why is this so hard?
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
All I really want is a Zelda/Animal Crossing/Pokemon crossover game where Link has to 1) catch ‘em all, so he can 2) bring them back to his little village, and 3) save the kingdom.
Why is this so hard?
Why is this so hard?
Why is a runny yolk the best thing in the world, but a runny egg white is the worst thing you could ever experience?
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why is a runny yolk the best thing in the world, but a runny egg white is the worst thing you could ever experience?
You can tell how much a product is being marketed to Millennials based on the number of cast members from The Office they put in the commercials.
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You can tell how much a product is being marketed to Millennials based on the number of cast members from The Office they put in the commercials.
This standing shoulder press has become my new favorite shoulder exercise. Unfortunately, there is no good place to set up my phone, so you’re forced to get this toddler’s eye view of whatever I’m doing.
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This standing shoulder press has become my new favorite shoulder exercise. Unfortunately, there is no good place to set up my phone, so you’re forced to get this toddler’s eye view of whatever I’m doing.
It bothers me that I have 20 years of bartending experience in my brain but am not currently bartending anywhere.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It bothers me that I have 20 years of bartending experience in my brain but am not currently bartending anywhere.
Don’t skip Pants Day.
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Don’t skip Pants Day.
I actually did have “Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob on Epstein Island” on my 2025 Bingo card. I’m very good at Bingo.
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I actually did have “Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob on Epstein Island” on my 2025 Bingo card. I’m very good at Bingo.