Uncle Roger
@rojohen.bsky.social
Three years ago my friend asked me to make the Harry Styles sweater for his niece. I had never made a sweater before and had no idea how to size things. He said she wears an Extra Small.
I hope she enjoyed her blanket.
#crochet 🧶
I hope she enjoyed her blanket.
#crochet 🧶
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Three years ago my friend asked me to make the Harry Styles sweater for his niece. I had never made a sweater before and had no idea how to size things. He said she wears an Extra Small.
I hope she enjoyed her blanket.
#crochet 🧶
I hope she enjoyed her blanket.
#crochet 🧶
No studio has ever been able to top this game.
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
No studio has ever been able to top this game.
Last week’s goop was so good I had to make it again.
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Last week’s goop was so good I had to make it again.
This standing shoulder press has become my new favorite shoulder exercise. Unfortunately, there is no good place to set up my phone, so you’re forced to get this toddler’s eye view of whatever I’m doing.
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This standing shoulder press has become my new favorite shoulder exercise. Unfortunately, there is no good place to set up my phone, so you’re forced to get this toddler’s eye view of whatever I’m doing.
I would be more inclined to use the stair stepper machine if it was taller/had more stairs. I always feel like I’m trying to outrun a collapsing road before I fall to my doom.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I would be more inclined to use the stair stepper machine if it was taller/had more stairs. I always feel like I’m trying to outrun a collapsing road before I fall to my doom.
When you fill up on spaghetti before heading to the gym.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
When you fill up on spaghetti before heading to the gym.
While I do have some specific projects that I’m working on, once they’re finished, my goal for 2026 is to use up a lot of this random yarn making a giant scrap blanket and one million beanies.
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
While I do have some specific projects that I’m working on, once they’re finished, my goal for 2026 is to use up a lot of this random yarn making a giant scrap blanket and one million beanies.
I’ll crochet you one for half that price.
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’ll crochet you one for half that price.
Yours are better than mine. I blame Naperville.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Yours are better than mine. I blame Naperville.
I bet SCOTUS would have heard the case if somebody else had brought it up, but Kim Davis is a such an insufferable cunt they didn’t want to deal with her bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I bet SCOTUS would have heard the case if somebody else had brought it up, but Kim Davis is a such an insufferable cunt they didn’t want to deal with her bullshit.
I just thought my arm looked good.
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I just thought my arm looked good.
Sometimes I think about bringing this mustache back.
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Sometimes I think about bringing this mustache back.
Finally made it back to the gym today after taking eight days off. Sometimes your body needs a hard reset.
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Finally made it back to the gym today after taking eight days off. Sometimes your body needs a hard reset.
I don’t even care if it makes sense. They need to get the whole gang back together. Rick, Evie, Jonathan, Anck-su-namun, and of course…
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I don’t even care if it makes sense. They need to get the whole gang back together. Rick, Evie, Jonathan, Anck-su-namun, and of course…
I just got carded at Binny’s. I couldn’t even tell you the last time that happened.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just got carded at Binny’s. I couldn’t even tell you the last time that happened.
So what you’re saying is we need a sequel trilogy.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So what you’re saying is we need a sequel trilogy.
Constellation Orion and Super Beaver Moon brought to you by iPhone 12 (refurbished).
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Constellation Orion and Super Beaver Moon brought to you by iPhone 12 (refurbished).
Google is cooked.
(I promise there was a reason for this search 😅)
(I promise there was a reason for this search 😅)
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Google is cooked.
(I promise there was a reason for this search 😅)
(I promise there was a reason for this search 😅)
Good to be back, even if it’s just for a couple days.
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Good to be back, even if it’s just for a couple days.