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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · Nov 22

BIG CROCHET POST

I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.

#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 7h

How many things do you think humans tried to smoke before they finally landed on tobacco and marijuana?

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 8h

All that tells me is that I’m building up a tolerance to arsenic.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 8h

So they found toxic amounts of lead in a bunch of protein powders, but they’re mostly all plant-based protein powders. Your whey is still safe.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 9h

I don’t even necessarily want to play the new Pokemon game, but I don’t want to feel left out when everyone else is playing the new Pokemon game.

I am 40 years old.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 18h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 16h

My gym does a free “bring a friend” thing every Wednesday if anybody wants to come with me and lift weights.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 16h

Did we ever get a follow up on all those rapture people who quit their jobs and sold all their shit?

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 17h

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Inqued Erotic @mizarv.bsky.social · 17h

Rare Wilbur sighting.
Shoutout to @rojohen.bsky.social
As someone who dresses in hoodies, I’ve always wanted one that’s crocheted.
I couldn’t have asked for anything better.
Thank thank thank you from the bottom of my heart!!!

Man wearing a crocheted hoodie with purple buttons.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 17h

I think I actually did know all that at some point, but it fell out of my brain.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 17h

Is Big Ben the name of the whole building or just the name of the clock? If I wore a watch in England, I would call it Little Benjamin.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 18h

Some changes are bigger than others.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 18h

brb gotta go change the trajectory of my life

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 20h

I want someone to take me on a date where we order a million appetizers and drink very large beers.

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