Uncle Roger
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Uncle Roger
@rojohen.bsky.social
· Nov 22
BIG CROCHET POST
I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.
#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.
#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
An advent calendar but every day you Venmo me forty dollars.
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
An advent calendar but every day you Venmo me forty dollars.
Been there.
Restaurant Slammed Out Of Nowhere
Restaurant Slammed Out Of Nowhere
At Least 30 People Believed To Have Shown Up At Once
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Been there.
I wish I had the body of a rugby player.
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I wish I had the body of a rugby player.
I am so sick of being texted 6 digit codes.
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I am so sick of being texted 6 digit codes.
I just watched the new movie, and it’s funny that this complaint is actually addressed in the story lol
My main complaint from the new I Know What You Did Last Summer trailer is that it looks too clean and pretty. Do you remember the first movie? That town was grubby as fuck. Everyone was sweaty. Freddie Prince Jr was covered in fish juice.
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I just watched the new movie, and it’s funny that this complaint is actually addressed in the story lol
How are there so many movies and TV shows on every single streaming service, and yet I don’t want to watch any of them?
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
How are there so many movies and TV shows on every single streaming service, and yet I don’t want to watch any of them?
A fine place to bleed out.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
A fine place to bleed out.
Currently suffering from a lack of pizza.
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Currently suffering from a lack of pizza.
I’d really like to wrap up the year with large sums of cash.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’d really like to wrap up the year with large sums of cash.
I hope my death is foreshadowed by dramatically coughing blood into a handkerchief.
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I hope my death is foreshadowed by dramatically coughing blood into a handkerchief.
Leftover turkey goop.
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Leftover turkey goop.
Elphaba, can I crochet you a sex cardigan?
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Elphaba, can I crochet you a sex cardigan?
Big snow storm coming tomorrow. Gotta buy ingredients to make soup.
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Big snow storm coming tomorrow. Gotta buy ingredients to make soup.
Floss your teeth tonight.
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Floss your teeth tonight.
Now that Thanksgiving is over.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Now that Thanksgiving is over.
Guy who shows up to Thanksgiving genuinely excited to celebrate the pilgrims.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Guy who shows up to Thanksgiving genuinely excited to celebrate the pilgrims.
“The Cousin Walk” but it’s just a couple of 3-year olds.
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“The Cousin Walk” but it’s just a couple of 3-year olds.
I need to start doing my due diligence before the holidays because tell me why I just suffered through a mashed potatoless Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I need to start doing my due diligence before the holidays because tell me why I just suffered through a mashed potatoless Thanksgiving.
My dad said I was “too dressed up.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My dad said I was “too dressed up.”
If a person was born an immortal, but they didn’t know they were an immortal, what age would they start to get suspicious?
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If a person was born an immortal, but they didn’t know they were an immortal, what age would they start to get suspicious?
I love shorts and snow flurry weather.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I love shorts and snow flurry weather.
My biggest gripe with traditional Thanksgiving food is that all the desserts are like pumpkin, apple, pecan, whatever, and there is such a glaring absence of chocolate.
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My biggest gripe with traditional Thanksgiving food is that all the desserts are like pumpkin, apple, pecan, whatever, and there is such a glaring absence of chocolate.