James Bond discourse reminds me that an ex's nan sat in solemn silence through the whole of Austin Powers, then said "Well I don't see how he gets all those women"
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
James Bond discourse reminds me that an ex's nan sat in solemn silence through the whole of Austin Powers, then said "Well I don't see how he gets all those women"
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Bond comes back to life, but he's missing his penis.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Bond comes back to life, but he's missing his penis.
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I posted about her novel ZOMBIE, saying it was the most disturbing book I´d read since Selby Jr´s THE ROOM (which was meant as a recommendation) and she replied with a picture of her cat holding a cuddly toy...
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I posted about her novel ZOMBIE, saying it was the most disturbing book I´d read since Selby Jr´s THE ROOM (which was meant as a recommendation) and she replied with a picture of her cat holding a cuddly toy...
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If you listen to it at 3x, Eeyore is happy
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If you listen to it at 3x, Eeyore is happy
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You may not like it but Winnie the Pooh is absolute peak masculine form.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
You may not like it but Winnie the Pooh is absolute peak masculine form.
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Whoever they cast, they should play James Bond as Mr Pastry
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Whoever they cast, they should play James Bond as Mr Pastry
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Give us this Bond.
an older man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and talking .
ALT: an older man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and talking .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Give us this Bond.
Unless they faithfully remake the Fleming Bonds, complete with egg obsession and deranged politics then really what's the point? I want audiences to gasp as Bond eats an avocado or categorises the races
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Unless they faithfully remake the Fleming Bonds, complete with egg obsession and deranged politics then really what's the point? I want audiences to gasp as Bond eats an avocado or categorises the races
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Imagine praising a book in 2025 for being "sparse"? Look I enjoy sparse prose as much as the next, but we've been in a decades long Sparse Race of prose that you can increasingly just inhale like a delicate mousse and at some stage we will have to start making adjectives cool again
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Imagine praising a book in 2025 for being "sparse"? Look I enjoy sparse prose as much as the next, but we've been in a decades long Sparse Race of prose that you can increasingly just inhale like a delicate mousse and at some stage we will have to start making adjectives cool again
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Does remembering John Majors posts and various mascots that fuck and Mr Pastry's failed bit to model The Doctor in his own image count as posting about history
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Does remembering John Majors posts and various mascots that fuck and Mr Pastry's failed bit to model The Doctor in his own image count as posting about history
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Those who do not learn from Mr Pastry are condemned to repeat Mr Pastry
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Those who do not learn from Mr Pastry are condemned to repeat Mr Pastry
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Please performatively read my novel.
My latest novel My Life in Orbit is out now. richardblandford.blogspot.com/2024/03/my-l...
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Please performatively read my novel.
Something very beautiful about an octogenarian novelist making Elon Musk sob his broken little guts out
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Something very beautiful about an octogenarian novelist making Elon Musk sob his broken little guts out
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Not a half-baked gesture at all. Tidal has much better quality and pays artists four times as much as Spotify.
I just switched from Spotify to Tidal as a half-baked ethical gesture and maybe this is some sort of aural placebo effect but the difference in sound quality is startling, as though Spotify plays everything through a sock. Or am I just imagining this
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Not a half-baked gesture at all. Tidal has much better quality and pays artists four times as much as Spotify.
This evening's viewing
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This evening's viewing
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get a copy of my book, Minor Transient Documents of Everyday Life, so you can read it performatively. It's poetry so it's extra pretentious
www.blurb.com/b/12425046-m...
www.blurb.com/b/12425046-m...
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
get a copy of my book, Minor Transient Documents of Everyday Life, so you can read it performatively. It's poetry so it's extra pretentious
www.blurb.com/b/12425046-m...
www.blurb.com/b/12425046-m...
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as we speak three separate books by different authors all with the title "Performative Male Reader" are currently in the process of being acquired
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
as we speak three separate books by different authors all with the title "Performative Male Reader" are currently in the process of being acquired
I just switched from Spotify to Tidal as a half-baked ethical gesture and maybe this is some sort of aural placebo effect but the difference in sound quality is startling, as though Spotify plays everything through a sock. Or am I just imagining this
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I just switched from Spotify to Tidal as a half-baked ethical gesture and maybe this is some sort of aural placebo effect but the difference in sound quality is startling, as though Spotify plays everything through a sock. Or am I just imagining this
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the true Butlerian Jihad is forcing people — by violence if necessary — to accept that “perfomative” doesn’t just mean doing something self-consciously
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
the true Butlerian Jihad is forcing people — by violence if necessary — to accept that “perfomative” doesn’t just mean doing something self-consciously
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Other than it is weird that people are just taking photos of strangers, is there something inherently wrong with being a "performative" reader?
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Other than it is weird that people are just taking photos of strangers, is there something inherently wrong with being a "performative" reader?
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I wonder how many of the photos used in this montage by a prominent media outlet were taken with the consent of the sitter, maybe that’s a societal evil worthy of some investigation rather than whatever this is
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I wonder how many of the photos used in this montage by a prominent media outlet were taken with the consent of the sitter, maybe that’s a societal evil worthy of some investigation rather than whatever this is
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Quite funny in context, to be fair.
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Quite funny in context, to be fair.