deacon
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don’t think about all your friends you left behind
i’m sure you’ll send them a postcard in the mail
sometime
i’m sure you’ll send them a postcard in the mail
sometime
i have seven thousand invite codes and i will auction them all off for the low low price of $5 per. please DM on bluesky the app that definitely has DMs
February 7, 2024 at 7:51 PM
i have seven thousand invite codes and i will auction them all off for the low low price of $5 per. please DM on bluesky the app that definitely has DMs
This app is still around, huh?
December 17, 2023 at 10:15 AM
This app is still around, huh?
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really underrated part of michael jordan's legacy is how he was always wearing that fucking pirate earring
October 4, 2023 at 12:47 AM
really underrated part of michael jordan's legacy is how he was always wearing that fucking pirate earring
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New short fiction about grief and an unexpected series of deliveries, based on a true story. www.otherstrangeness.com/2023/09/07/f...
Flowers
The flowers arrived on a Wednesday night — huge, long-stemmed white roses in a glass vase.
www.otherstrangeness.com
September 7, 2023 at 8:05 PM
New short fiction about grief and an unexpected series of deliveries, based on a true story. www.otherstrangeness.com/2023/09/07/f...
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when i lose a follower
May 15, 2023 at 8:34 PM
when i lose a follower
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Nietzsche on semen retention
August 2, 2023 at 6:57 AM
Nietzsche on semen retention
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Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
July 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
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Oh! To live in a large, hollowed out stump in the woods, and have a moss rug to squish my toes into.
July 27, 2023 at 8:29 PM
Oh! To live in a large, hollowed out stump in the woods, and have a moss rug to squish my toes into.
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The labeling is not picking up the nsfw images of Kirby and I’m sick . Don’t do this to him
July 29, 2023 at 1:39 PM
The labeling is not picking up the nsfw images of Kirby and I’m sick . Don’t do this to him
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They’re saying “X marks the pedophile”
July 29, 2023 at 11:48 AM
They’re saying “X marks the pedophile”
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"You'll sit around and have a reliable food source! What happened to hunting megafauna like a REAL man?!"
July 29, 2023 at 10:27 AM
"You'll sit around and have a reliable food source! What happened to hunting megafauna like a REAL man?!"
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I will not irrigate my crops. I will not have crops!
July 29, 2023 at 10:24 AM
I will not irrigate my crops. I will not have crops!
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Smelted tools? That’s just a lie made up by Big Metallurgy to make you lazy.
July 29, 2023 at 10:32 AM
Smelted tools? That’s just a lie made up by Big Metallurgy to make you lazy.
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doomers during the agricultural revolution: they will make you eat the wheat. they will make you live in a single location. and you will make so many clay pots.
July 29, 2023 at 9:54 AM
doomers during the agricultural revolution: they will make you eat the wheat. they will make you live in a single location. and you will make so many clay pots.
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women sense my apes and seek my slurp juices. i do not avoid women, but i do deny them my slurp juices.
July 28, 2023 at 3:05 AM
women sense my apes and seek my slurp juices. i do not avoid women, but i do deny them my slurp juices.
oh wow that feels like absolute shit. i just opened tiktok for the first time in 8 months and i forgot that the only person i followed was my ex. and i get to see their beautiful face being adorable and cute. i’m genuinely happy for them! i also feel like stabbing my self now in the heart!!!!
July 28, 2023 at 12:09 PM
oh wow that feels like absolute shit. i just opened tiktok for the first time in 8 months and i forgot that the only person i followed was my ex. and i get to see their beautiful face being adorable and cute. i’m genuinely happy for them! i also feel like stabbing my self now in the heart!!!!
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