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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 9h

Listen, that was among time ago man

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10h

in highschool i lent a guy a buck so he could get a mountain dew out of the vending machine. he never paid me back

i'm almost 40

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10h

What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10h

historically speaking, is that good?

John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 11h

To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids

Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.

abcnews.go.com

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10h

buy some cool art you heathens

bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10h

reviving an old tradition that twitter killed because it pissed me off:
the one hour public sale: www.oliverleach.com/gv3-series

check this stuff out folks itll melt your face off. sealing forever at 8:32 PST

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10h

reviving an old tradition that twitter killed because it pissed me off:
the one hour public sale: www.oliverleach.com/gv3-series

check this stuff out folks itll melt your face off. sealing forever at 8:32 PST

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10h

i want unlimited power!

a close up of a person 's face with a blue lightning bolt coming out of it .

ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a blue lightning bolt coming out of it .

media.tenor.com

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10h

good news! just days remain before i won't shut up about the nba until at least may

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10h

you can show me all the videos in the world where someone does cool jumpy and netrunner shit but nothing is more satisfying than just blowing everyone to bits with a bigass shotgun

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10h

finally finished the story so here's my thoughts: level cap is shit, i was invincible at level 20 for god's sake. the side quest where you find out a popular political philosopher is just a reprogramed fortune teller bot is the best. i like shotguns

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3d

i bounced off Cyberpunk 2077 pretty hard a few times but it finally grabbed me. pretty good game.

it's always funny when the quest givers get mad at me for killing everyone while i do their quest. like, i've never done a single stealthy thing, you knew what you were getting

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 11h

what the

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14h

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 13h

tremendous blog about a guy i never heard of and a subject i do not care about. that's the defector difference

Defector @defector.com · 23h

When a high school football legend was dying, his teammates made sure he went out like a star: defector.com/mike-lucido-...

When A High School Football Legend Was Dying, His Teammates Made Sure He Went Out Like A Star | Defector

Some might say Mike Lucido peaked early. But, by god, what a peak. No high school player in the D.C. area got more attention in the 1970s than Lucido, a running back for the Annandale Atoms from 1970…

defector.com

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 14h

it's a great pleasure to block strangers for basically no reason. i don't know you, go away forever

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 14h

why have the mods not added a content warning to this yet?

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 14h

i have an aunt that went through that phase on nonsense. not really sure how my dad didn't murder her

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 14h

according to websites that i don't visit you can already jack off to ai porn so sammy is a bit late to the party here

The Verge @theverge.com · 19h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 15h

Culver's Curderburger: not as good as you'd think but i still love a novel take on a cheeseburger

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 15h

not really. it's cool looking though

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 15h

he only has a heart shaped void in his soul. whatever he loses by will not be enough

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 15h

unfortunately it's impossible to know

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h

Probably all Julius's fault

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h

Seems better to block and move on since they don't want to engage meaningfully

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h

I believe that Edwards will be better. I believe that Goober will not be meaningfully worse than last year. I believe Julius Randle will piss me the fuck off

Wolves over Knicks in the finals in 7 games

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h

Probably the fastest I've seen someone detach a quote post

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 16h

You heard him folks, bet the farm!

Over/under win total: 50.5

Edwards has manned a team that has won 105 games over the past two seasons, and this year the Timberwolves will have another season of continuity between him and Randle. The young guys are good. The old guys are still good. Take the over. While you're at it, maybe even take a long shot bet on Edwards as the MVP.

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