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👸🏻| Cittàgazze spectre magnet, 41, she/her
💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits
🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸
💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport

I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶
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☠️ B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · Feb 20
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Textured teal background with a darker border and white text: Fic Series By Roberta Seaport
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The relief of finally finding another doctor who doesn't attempt to solve dogshit mental health by telling you to lose weight before ever mentioning therapy or medication 😮‍💨
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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They swapped scarves on the way home from the Christmas market because they like being surrounded by each other's perfume 🥰
Cross stitch of cute girlfriends on a red tandem bike bringing Christmas decorations and presents home
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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gothsockmonkey.bsky.social
@robertaseaport.bsky.social thought of you
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Only this first one left now, thank you beauties 💖💖
robertaseaport.bsky.social ☠️ B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 2d
Also these, similar sparkly white fabric but this is I think 18 count aida instead of 32 count evenweave. They're all quite small, I was planning to string them together with ribbon to make a garland type thing, but separately I could mount them on cards or turn them into hanging ornaments or sth?
Christmas cross stitch of a deer pulling a sleigh with a rabbit and squirrel Christmas cross stitch of a mama and baby polar bear
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Robins and brown bears claimed! 💖 Searching for more bits and bobs so might post more later if I find anything good. (I've definitely got some festive vintage lesbians on a tandem bike somewhere, but I might have to keep them and write a story about them 🥰)
robertaseaport.bsky.social ☠️ B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 2d
I'm in the tedious "34p left in the bank" pit and found some old things in my crafty basket to maybe sell but have no idea what to charge for them so ??? make an offer if you want one I suppose?! They're photographing more yellow than they really are, the fabric is bright white with glitter.
Christmas cross stitch of a rabbit and some birds Christmas cross stitch of a deer and some birds Christmas cross stitch of a mama and baby bear Beaded Christmas cross stitch of two robins in a heart
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
I'm in the tedious "34p left in the bank" pit and found some old things in my crafty basket to maybe sell but have no idea what to charge for them so ??? make an offer if you want one I suppose?! They're photographing more yellow than they really are, the fabric is bright white with glitter.
Christmas cross stitch of a rabbit and some birds Christmas cross stitch of a deer and some birds Christmas cross stitch of a mama and baby bear Beaded Christmas cross stitch of two robins in a heart
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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The Real Treasure, ch12 🐙🦈

archiveofourown.org/works/550649...
Panic doesn't set in until a pee break a few hours up the motorway, where Stede distracts the kids with far too much money to play the service station claw machines and slinks out of earshot to call Lucius. "There's been a rather sizable change of plan and I need a rather sizable favour," he says, interrupting the cheerful hello. Lucius is silent for a good five seconds before saying, deadpan, "Is the size of both of those things 'very large'?" "Yes," Stede admits, and allows Lucius a long-suffering groan before continuing. "Alright, shut up and listen, will you? The kids have decided to disown their grandparents, and I accidentally let the solidarity get the better of me and invited them to stay." "Where?" Lucius asks, making no attempt to stifle even a bit of his horrified laughter. "In your flat? With all your fussy expensive little trinkets, and your sex dungeon?"
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Mood is tomato soup for breakfast right out of the pyrex microwave jug because it's one less bowl to wash 👍
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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If I had a properly functioning brain I would be unstoppable.

However,
a drawing of a man sleeping on a bed
Alt: Depression
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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thesearethekids.bsky.social
Inspired by talking about taking tiny photos with @robertaseaport.bsky.social please have a closeup of the first ever abstract embroidery I did inspired by Buttons and the sea and OFMD generally!
An abstract embroidery made using cotton and wool thread, and plastic and gemstone beads. The colours are largely cool toned
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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I have a small issue that maybe someone can help with... anyone in the UK got either a good scanner or a camera with a good zoom that keeps things looking sharp? I usually take iPhone photos for frame projects & they're fine, but I went too miniature this time & it's just not photographing well 😅
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Most recent one. Face looks like a corpse but hair looks great 👌
Me cosplaying Kate Bush
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social
Stede in this! With some kickass shoes suggested by @spinsterism.bsky.social
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death. He’s wearing dark teal floral. pants with a ultra-high cinched waist and attached suspenders. Underneath, he’s wearing an unbuttoned, puffy white shirt, he’s wearing gold Cuban-heel shoes with a paisley pattern.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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My rice cooker died today though 😤 and my shitty little camping hob thing only works on one side. Please pray for the continued good health of my toaster.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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New bit of The Real Treasure later, maybe, because it seems the only time I can fart any words out these days is when I'm supposed to be doing something else 🥴
"Did I ever read you that story about the boy who cried wolf?" Stede asks, going over to check the heat of the kettle. Still hot enough. He pours water into a mug with a Lady Grey teabag and chooses a seat opposite him, raising his eyebrows at Louis' smirk. "No. I bet he was funny, though, that boy. And everyone liked him." "I think everyone quite liked when he was brutally mauled to death by wild wolves," Stede says.
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Agoraphobia Holiday ✈️ (picking a random place and wandering around it on google earth) (Vancouver Island is nice)
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Anyway one day I will write that silent film star/his fencing instructor AU I've been chewing on for years ⚔️
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Thinking about selling my Lillian Gish autographs but I cannot staaand the thought of them going to some memorabilia trader 💀 Like MAYBE if they were worth some life-changing sum, but it would be a few hundred at the absolute most and that's just sticking a cartoon plaster on a crack in a dam.
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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#TakeTwoTuesday inspired by everyone's recent pics of aurora and snow: archiveofourown.org/works/651140... Snow Problem, rated M, a travel documentary producer takes his YouTube star bestie to an ice hotel but forgets how much he hates the cold 🥶❄️
They've been seeing the lights all week, and it's a thrill every time, but never like this. This is like standing in front of an oil painting when you've only ever seen a photocopy of a print of a watercolour forgery before. Between the roofs of the small town, colours swoop and pulse and billow against the dark backdrop of the universe, as though the entire sky is dancing some kind of vast alien ballet. Stede is dimly aware he's grabbed Ed's arm and Ed's grabbed him right back, both of them holding on like they need an anchor to the world in the commotion of all this silent movement, but neither of them say anything. Nobody around them is speaking either. People are just staring upwards, frozen, hushed by awe. They start walking at some point, no discussion about it, simply a shared need to be somewhere more open to properly experience this, and end up in a wide open stretch of snow about halfway between the town and the hotel. Ed is the first to collapse on his back between the criss-crossing lines of boot prints, for once absolutely heedless of the cold, and Stede joins him in making a pair of giddy, fidgety, side by side snow angels under the electric illumination of the aurora. "It's so pretty," Stede says after who knows how long. Feels like it might have been years, like being stuck in fairyland, hypnotised by the shifting lights. It's not enough of a compliment for the impossible wonder they're looking at, but then what even could be? "Yeah," Ed agrees, sounding just as awestruck as Stede does. "Appreciate the flag colours. Thanks, sky." "Bi sky," Stede says at once, never able to resist a rhyme. Beside him in the snow, he hears the soft outward breath of an almost-laugh. "Nature's saying hello to you, personally." "Bi sky, my sky," Ed agrees. "Phwoar sky. Your sky." That gets an actual, real, proper giggle out of Ed, and Stede grins to himself. Then, for no reason he can fathom and without any warning that it's about to happen, he hears himself quietly add, "Ed? If you were the sky, I'd look at you all night."
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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My sleep is so fucked up for no good reason, I can't fall asleep when I'm exhausted and then can't stay awake when I try that so I'm sort of skating by on occasional two hour naps 🥴 and everyone's helpful advice is "you just have to force yourself to stay awake then go to bed at a normal time"
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)
a digital drawing of Oluwande with their hand on their head and one foot propped up, as if they’re resting while doing some sort of activity. They’re wearing a teal tanktop, baggy cuffed jeans, their signature beanie, and magenta crocs. They’re wearing a have an orange fish keychain with some keys on a carabiner on their belt loop, and they have garlic bulb and soup love heart tattoos. The drawing is shaded in a slightly washed-out watercolor style.
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Skeleton with pink fairy wings and a wand captioned "stable? that's for horses"
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Me: I'm going to have a GOOD DAY today.
Depression:
a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
Alt: The Birds
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November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
LAST DAY FOR THE RAFFLE!

Entry form closes at midnight EST tonight, winner will be announced tomorrow 16 Nov

Make a $5 donation to support food security for Indigenous people & you could win the Godfrey Thornrose hoop 🩵

Enter here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath
Cross stitch design in teal and silver on black fabric inspired by Stede’s Godfrey Thornrose costume
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Anyone for a scrap of Seaglass besties? 👀

archiveofourown.org/works/74219756
"Ooh, are we doing group hugs?" Fang asks, appearing in the archway with Barbie and Daphne at his heels. "No," comes Izzy's disembodied, distant voice from somewhere back in the workshop. Fang ignores him, wedging himself into the far too small last bit of space on Lucius's other side and reaching across to cuddle all three of them. "Ivan's fetching the sammies, but squish up, make room for him over there," he says while the dogs scramble up to find comfy spots on the various available laps, and it's just really bloody hard to hold onto a good sulk these days now Stede's got friends like these.
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM