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Robbie Dot Monster
@robbie.monster
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bad and stupid freak [He/They]
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kwholesaler.bsky.social
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
robbie.monster
Warframe is a kind of western Musou like Diablo or CoD Zombies
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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coolboxart.bsky.social
Virtuoso / 3DO / Data East / 1995
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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dbzepisodes.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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verycooldie.bsky.social
it's fucked up
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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alexblechman.bsky.social
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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catbus.phd
The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot 📽️
morpheus, holding out a red and blue pill: I got us some drugs. Neo: that's interesting because I take drugs. morpheus: and me. that's why I got two.
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
robbie.monster
The best to ever do it. Play PSO today!
sharkabytes.bsky.social Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 16d
Happy 25th birthday, PSO! (Again!)

25 years ago, Phantasy Star Online had rolled out across North America following its launch in Japan in Dec 2000. Sega brought an online RPG experience to console players, one still enjoyed through fan servers.,

Share your PSO series memories and love, peeps. 💜
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
robbie.monster
Mcdonalds transformers dinosaur toy of fryer dinosaur thats arms are out like Christ on the cross.
January 27, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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antlervel.vet
Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?
antlervel.vet Stella @antlervel.vet · 21d
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
robbie.monster
What's Sam Eagles deal?
January 24, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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onryo.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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doublehelix.bsky.social
arrested development "but it might work for us" meme except it goes tobias fünke: we should do a UBI pilot program like the hundreds of pilot programs people have already done woman: well did it work for those people tf: yes it always does the impacts of cash transfers are very well understood but it might not work for us
January 22, 2026 at 7:55 AM
robbie.monster
Nintendo hire this man ass fable
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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alexjaffe.bsky.social
If anyone would like to hire a genius about DC Comics I am available for consultation
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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sir.bsky.social
art by @keithstack.com | a Sega Dreamcast says "oh no! my CMOS battery died! I can't play video games anymore! ha ha! just kidding! yo, what time is it?"
January 22, 2026 at 12:03 AM
robbie.monster
there was a time and place to release beyond good and evil 2 and it was 11 years ago.
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25d
Ubisoft has cancelled 6 games, including the Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time remake www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ubisoft...

Ubisoft also announced it was delaying seven other games, to “ensure enhanced quality benchmarks are fully met”
January 21, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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dashwallkick.bsky.social
YOU JUST GOT IMMOBILIZED

REPOST TO IMMOBILIZE YOUR WEAK MINDED FRIENDS
Count Dooku from one of those hilarious "behind the movie" star wars books that breaks down the design and philosophy of characters and tech but it's pointing at his eyes going "Count's gaze immobilizes weak minded individuals"
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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logging on
From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Worf interacts with a computer and is punished for it. Sub - "[WORF YELLS]"
October 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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derekbgayle.bsky.social
No one has ever looked cooler than this tbh
K from Robot Detective, a robot man in a yellow flatcap, red blazer longcoat thing (I don't know fashion words sorry and white bell bottom pants with yellow shows next to his red car, Joker
December 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM