The meme I didn't know I needed

This ~ 💯%

I just saw a comment saying that Mike Graham was "the guy that thinks you can grow asphalt." I was going to correct them and say it was actually concrete, but figured there's no point arguing over cementics

3 Bobby Problem

Teacher: The world is warming, and we’re in several overlapping crisis. Who will step up?

*private equity raises hand*

Teacher: Private equity, if you’re going to suggest buying all the businesses and saddling them with the debt from the purchase, don’t bother.

*private equity lowers hand*

STAND BACK - IMPORTANT OWL SHIT TO DO

Trent Reznor sang about his empire of dirt and I'm like bro... remember the 90's? When we could afford dirt?

it must really suck to be Wile E. Coyote’s mailman

Fascinated by the sheer matter-of-factness of this story buried on page 8 of The Liverpool Daily Post, 29 March 1937 – “Ellen the barmaid is now Alan the barman.” Please update your address books. Now, what’ll you have?

banking is easy