Richy Craven
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Richy Craven
@richycraven.bsky.social
· Nov 27
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
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The only other place it rains so consistently is Gotham City and now I understand why so many of the citizens turn to circus themed crime.
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The only other place it rains so consistently is Gotham City and now I understand why so many of the citizens turn to circus themed crime.
I'm listening to the audiobooks for Wintersmith and I Shall Wear Midnight and once again being furious at how talented Terry Pratchett was.
*Imagine* being 30 years into your book series, deciding to do a run of young adult books and then having it be some of the most beautiful stuff you've written
*Imagine* being 30 years into your book series, deciding to do a run of young adult books and then having it be some of the most beautiful stuff you've written
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm listening to the audiobooks for Wintersmith and I Shall Wear Midnight and once again being furious at how talented Terry Pratchett was.
*Imagine* being 30 years into your book series, deciding to do a run of young adult books and then having it be some of the most beautiful stuff you've written
*Imagine* being 30 years into your book series, deciding to do a run of young adult books and then having it be some of the most beautiful stuff you've written
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M&S mini thread for a Wednesday morning.
One day, the second time I worked there, I was ringing up a women's order and asked if she wanted cash back.
One day, the second time I worked there, I was ringing up a women's order and asked if she wanted cash back.
October 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
M&S mini thread for a Wednesday morning.
One day, the second time I worked there, I was ringing up a women's order and asked if she wanted cash back.
One day, the second time I worked there, I was ringing up a women's order and asked if she wanted cash back.
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My partner is a bit taller than me so, in any argument, I'm not only seeking the moral high ground but the actual high ground as well.
"Can you come here for a second love?"
"Why are you on the stairs?"
"Let's talk about how you loaded the dishwasher."
"Can you come here for a second love?"
"Why are you on the stairs?"
"Let's talk about how you loaded the dishwasher."
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
My partner is a bit taller than me so, in any argument, I'm not only seeking the moral high ground but the actual high ground as well.
"Can you come here for a second love?"
"Why are you on the stairs?"
"Let's talk about how you loaded the dishwasher."
"Can you come here for a second love?"
"Why are you on the stairs?"
"Let's talk about how you loaded the dishwasher."
I know far more about Bill Clinton's blowjobs than any human ever should.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I know far more about Bill Clinton's blowjobs than any human ever should.
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It would be one thing having a "debate" on immigration if people meant they wanted a "debate" based on facts. But what most people seem to mean when they say they want a debate is that is they want us to pretend a bunch of entirely made up bullshit is true.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It would be one thing having a "debate" on immigration if people meant they wanted a "debate" based on facts. But what most people seem to mean when they say they want a debate is that is they want us to pretend a bunch of entirely made up bullshit is true.
I swear some fuckers need a license to walk with an umbrella. Walking down Grafton Street like Neo in the Matrix to avoid having my eye put out.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I swear some fuckers need a license to walk with an umbrella. Walking down Grafton Street like Neo in the Matrix to avoid having my eye put out.
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I’ve written another romcom! It’s about two scriptwriters who can’t stop arguing but have to work together to save a TV show. Also there is kissing. I loved writing it and you can pre-order it here! linktr.ee/LoveSceneAnn...
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’ve written another romcom! It’s about two scriptwriters who can’t stop arguing but have to work together to save a TV show. Also there is kissing. I loved writing it and you can pre-order it here! linktr.ee/LoveSceneAnn...
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Every day.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Every day.
There were a lot of very well dressed, dare I say, fashionable people in town today.
Obviously this could not stand in Ireland so I spent an hour walking up and down Dawson Street making cutting remarks about people's jackets.
Obviously this could not stand in Ireland so I spent an hour walking up and down Dawson Street making cutting remarks about people's jackets.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
There were a lot of very well dressed, dare I say, fashionable people in town today.
Obviously this could not stand in Ireland so I spent an hour walking up and down Dawson Street making cutting remarks about people's jackets.
Obviously this could not stand in Ireland so I spent an hour walking up and down Dawson Street making cutting remarks about people's jackets.
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I'm with the legendary Paul Laverty at the Vatican about to meet Pope Leo
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I'm with the legendary Paul Laverty at the Vatican about to meet Pope Leo
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I'm on this site for one reason and one reason only: to give unsolicited advice under posts where people are not looking for advice and without knowing if they've tried it already
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm on this site for one reason and one reason only: to give unsolicited advice under posts where people are not looking for advice and without knowing if they've tried it already
The only other place it rains so consistently is Gotham City and now I understand why so many of the citizens turn to circus themed crime.
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The only other place it rains so consistently is Gotham City and now I understand why so many of the citizens turn to circus themed crime.
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They've Torment Nexuses the "what if your mum ran on batteries" tweet.
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They've Torment Nexuses the "what if your mum ran on batteries" tweet.
It's an awful night out there so now would be a good time to throw some money towards a local homeless charity if you have the means.
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's an awful night out there so now would be a good time to throw some money towards a local homeless charity if you have the means.
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
They've Torment Nexuses the "what if your mum ran on batteries" tweet.
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They've Torment Nexuses the "what if your mum ran on batteries" tweet.
Me learning to drive was like a monkey's paw wish for my fiancée because now she has to listen to me point out how often she breaks the rules of the road.
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Me learning to drive was like a monkey's paw wish for my fiancée because now she has to listen to me point out how often she breaks the rules of the road.
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I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies
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I ended up going at it with the cleanser like a coked-up blind man looking to sculpt her head from memory later.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I ended up going at it with the cleanser like a coked-up blind man looking to sculpt her head from memory later.
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Because, I quote, "There's no time for wipes! My hands are absorbing it!", I had to wash her face with the cleanser.
Perhaps another man could have made the experience sexy or romantic?
Not me.
Perhaps another man could have made the experience sexy or romantic?
Not me.
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Because, I quote, "There's no time for wipes! My hands are absorbing it!", I had to wash her face with the cleanser.
Perhaps another man could have made the experience sexy or romantic?
Not me.
Perhaps another man could have made the experience sexy or romantic?
Not me.
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Remembering the time that my partner knocked over a bottle of very expensive face oil, panicked & then tried to scoop it up with her hands.
Subsequently, I was kicked awake to find her with both of her hands held out, palm up, like she was Padre Pio, asking me to take her make-up off for her.
Subsequently, I was kicked awake to find her with both of her hands held out, palm up, like she was Padre Pio, asking me to take her make-up off for her.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Remembering the time that my partner knocked over a bottle of very expensive face oil, panicked & then tried to scoop it up with her hands.
Subsequently, I was kicked awake to find her with both of her hands held out, palm up, like she was Padre Pio, asking me to take her make-up off for her.
Subsequently, I was kicked awake to find her with both of her hands held out, palm up, like she was Padre Pio, asking me to take her make-up off for her.
Remembering the time that my partner knocked over a bottle of very expensive face oil, panicked & then tried to scoop it up with her hands.
Subsequently, I was kicked awake to find her with both of her hands held out, palm up, like she was Padre Pio, asking me to take her make-up off for her.
Subsequently, I was kicked awake to find her with both of her hands held out, palm up, like she was Padre Pio, asking me to take her make-up off for her.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Remembering the time that my partner knocked over a bottle of very expensive face oil, panicked & then tried to scoop it up with her hands.
Subsequently, I was kicked awake to find her with both of her hands held out, palm up, like she was Padre Pio, asking me to take her make-up off for her.
Subsequently, I was kicked awake to find her with both of her hands held out, palm up, like she was Padre Pio, asking me to take her make-up off for her.
I would say that you can't miss targets if there aren't any but this is the Irish Government when it comes to housing so nothing is impossible.
“Why is there no annual targets in this plan?”
“Because we are focused on activation,” Minister for Housing James Browne says.
“We want to get away from yearly targets,” he adds.
@thejournal.ie
“Because we are focused on activation,” Minister for Housing James Browne says.
“We want to get away from yearly targets,” he adds.
@thejournal.ie
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I would say that you can't miss targets if there aren't any but this is the Irish Government when it comes to housing so nothing is impossible.